The most embarrassing thing that has happened to me was in a local road race. It was a guy wearing earbuds and I alone in the lead two minutes ahead of third place. At the mile marker, his phone rings. He answers it and has an in depth conversation with I assumed to be a relative for the next quarter mile. I pull away from him and assume he is out of the picture until, with the finish line in sight, he shoots past me, beating me by 10 seconds, both going sub 16. The worst part? The back of his shirt reads "We CrossFit Milwaukee"