1. Ukraine hotheads threaten to go to war over Russian actions in Crimea.
2. Putin puts forces in place and gives the hotheads 24 hours to recant or he will move the boundary to the Dneiper.
3. Hotheads cool off considerably.
4. Treaty is signed returning the Crimea to Russia, also otherwise guaranteeing Ukraine boundaries and Russian language rights in Ukraine.
5. Obama applauds the result. End of "crisis".