Man, lose more and more respect for this guy the more I hear about him. Also, that writing is abysmal. Practically screams, "Im smart, no seriously! Please think I am smart!"
Man, lose more and more respect for this guy the more I hear about him. Also, that writing is abysmal. Practically screams, "Im smart, no seriously! Please think I am smart!"
This is horrible, horrible writing.
Yeah he claims he is not a great writer but the fact at the end of the day is the guy is really likeable has hooked up with some babes and has some awesome stories. I'm pumped to see what ends up in the final copy. A lot of haters who are jealous!
You're cracking me up, thank you!
this is an excellent trolling effort! congratulations - 10/10
runreader wrote:
Yeah he claims he is not a great writer but the fact at the end of the day is the guy is really likeable has hooked up with some babes and has some awesome stories. I'm pumped to see what ends up in the final copy. A lot of haters who are jealous!
I for one am grateful when runners get braces much later in life. The alternative would be to have a caveman jaw like Symmonds. He really should consider braces by age 35.
runreader wrote:
5'9 almost 5'10
Don't bother to reply to the Fake K5.
He is a Nancyboy
runreader wrote:
Read the first draft of Symmonds book today. Book details hookup with maggie vessey and paris hilton etc. All I can say is Symmonds is the man and nike really lit a fire under him.
He is the MAN. He banged two dumb blondes and then published a penthouse-quality account of the encounters.
hate on him all you want, the dude is a professional runner who has PRs of 1:42.95 and 3:34.55, is an Olympian, has medalled at Worlds and has banged the likes of Paris Hilton among who knows how many other dimes.
runreader wrote:
Plenty.....like I said you will think he is the absolute man after reading
An absolutely attention man whore with arrested personality development perhaps...
Would be an 8/10 without the P Hilton mention.
Hooking up with Paris Hilton is nothing to be proud of.
vivalarepublica wrote:
Hooking up with Paris Hilton is nothing to be proud of.
name the hottest woman you've engaged in sexual intercourse with.
Agreed. Paris Hilton is a skank.
Now the Maggie Vessey hookup, I am impressed.
I'd like to point out that every one of these excerpts sounds like a serial killer describing how he murdered his latest victim. I mean, "I placed her down like a teracotta vase"? "Arms and legs all over the place"?
10/10, amazing that you've convinced multiple people that these are real quotes from Nick Symmonds.
Not many posts make me laugh. Congratulations.
Indeed, first rate trolling. So many gullible dummies here.
9/10
800 analyzer wrote:
Indeed, first rate trolling. So many gullible dummies here.
9/10
Great trolling!!
9/10
Nick isn't dumb enough to detail his hookups, that kind of thing is a PR death sentence unless it's in a memoir.