1) Athlete sets a WR
2) Athlete nearly sets a WR
3) Athlete sets a WR and retires
4) Athlete MIGHT set a WR but retires beforehand
5) Athlete has a short career
6) Athlete has a long career
7 Athlete sets a WR and runs a victory lap
8) Athlete grins after the WR, indicating arrogance
9) Athlete does not look happy after setting a WR, indicating guilt
10) Athlete is African
11) Athlete is Chinese
12) Athlete is East European
13) Athlete is Jamaican
14) Athlete recovers too quickly
15) Athlete doesn't get injured
16) Athlete is always "injured"
17) Lance Armstrong never tested positive either
18) Athlete runs with NOP
19) Athlete drops huge PR
20) Athlete wins a race
21) Athlete has the form of a doper
22) Athlete has poor form, yet wins races
23) Athlete has a big twitter following
24) Athlete does not have a big twitter following
25) Athlete has a funny name
26) Athlete ran in the 90's
27) Athlete breaks middle distance records
28) Athlete gets braces as adult
29) Athlete is too buff
30) Athlete knows someone who knows someone
31) Writer of post knows someone who knows someone who knows someone
32) Athlete wins a race and does a workout
33) Athlete's workout schedule is harder than mine
34) Athlete was not junior phenom
35) Athlete was/is a junior phenom
36) Athlete anonymously posts on letsrun
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