Predict Webb's time for the Wanamaker Mile

Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

Webb hangs with the leaders for the first 600 meters or so, and then gets dropped. In the home stretch of the penultimate lap, Webb inexplicably starts sprinting to the finish. He crosses the line with this hands in the air in a tick under 3:30, and the crowd--after a moment of confusion--starts going wild. Webb looks in the camera and screams.

Webb then circles around and and starts running the wrong way on the home stretch, clotheslining all the other competitors attempting to finish the full mile. As all the other runners lay semi-conscious in the homestretch, Webb turns back around and runs his final lap, finishing as the first (and only) finisher in 5:34. The crowd cheers even louder.

Webb is arrested and charged with several counts of felony assault. The subsequent criminal trial in New York is covered daily on LetsRun. The BroJos provide incoherent analysis of the various legal rulings during the trial. Alberto Salazar testifies in support of Webb's diminished capacity defense.

Webb is ultimately acquitted. After winning gold in the Triathlon in 2016, he becomes a media darling and starts the "HairStrong" foundation for young men who are victimized by early male pattern baldness.

I am confident that at least 80% of the above will happen.

Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

Webb hangs with the leaders for the first 600 meters or so, and then gets dropped. In the home stretch of the penultimate lap, Webb inexplicably starts sprinting to the finish. He crosses the line with this hands in the air in a tick under 3:30, and the crowd--after a moment of confusion--starts going wild. Webb looks in the camera and screams.

Webb then circles around and and starts running the wrong way on the home stretch, clotheslining all the other competitors attempting to finish the full mile. As all the other runners lay semi-conscious in the homestretch, Webb turns back around and runs his final lap, finishing as the first (and only) finisher in 5:34. The crowd cheers even louder.

Webb is arrested and charged with several counts of felony assault. The subsequent criminal trial in New York is covered daily on LetsRun. The BroJos provide incoherent analysis of the various legal rulings during the trial. Alberto Salazar testifies in support of Webb's diminished capacity defense.

Webb is ultimately acquitted. After winning gold in the Triathlon in 2016, he becomes a media darling and starts the "HairStrong" foundation for young men who are victimized by early male pattern baldness.

I am confident that at least 80% of the above will happen.

Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:

Webb hangs with the leaders for the first 600 meters or so, and then gets dropped. In the home stretch of the penultimate lap, Webb inexplicably starts sprinting to the finish. He crosses the line with this hands in the air in a tick under 3:30, and the crowd--after a moment of confusion--starts going wild. Webb looks in the camera and screams.

Webb then circles around and and starts running the wrong way on the home stretch, clotheslining all the other competitors attempting to finish the full mile. As all the other runners lay semi-conscious in the homestretch, Webb turns back around and runs his final lap, finishing as the first (and only) finisher in 5:34. The crowd cheers even louder.

Webb is arrested and charged with several counts of felony assault. The subsequent criminal trial in New York is covered daily on LetsRun. The BroJos provide incoherent analysis of the various legal rulings during the trial. Alberto Salazar testifies in support of Webb's diminished capacity defense.

Webb is ultimately acquitted. After winning gold in the Triathlon in 2016, he becomes a media darling and starts the "HairStrong" foundation for young men who are victimized by early male pattern baldness.

I am confident that at least 80% of the above will happen.