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New X-Rated Mud Run - Who\'s Going?
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I want to look but I'm afraid it might not be safe for work. Can someone confirm?
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The first link is safe, it's sports illustrated for crying out loud. I'd avoid the 2nd one until you are home, although there are no nsfw pics.
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Thanks. Sounds pretty fun. It will probably be a sausage factory though
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Sunday, while perusing the Barnes and Noble newsstand, I saw a new magazine. Mud and Obstacle. I was saddened.
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Sounds like the dumbest thing ever.
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Is it X rated because there will be intercourse in the course.
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Just a big gimmick but they'll probably make a lot of money.
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I'm not going to click the link here at work, but I am curious about how much the entrance fee is. We have a lot of these zombie runs, vampire races, hobbit chases, etc. cropping up around here, and the prices are like $100 to enter!!!
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Big John wrote:
I'm not going to click the link here at work, but I am curious about how much the entrance fee is. We have a lot of these zombie runs, vampire races, hobbit chases, etc. cropping up around here, and the prices are like $100 to enter!!!
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No Way wrote:
Big John wrote:
I'm not going to click the link here at work, but I am curious about how much the entrance fee is. We have a lot of these zombie runs, vampire races, hobbit chases, etc. cropping up around here, and the prices are like $100 to enter!!!
$65
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No sex or nudity allowed. The only thing even remotely X-rated about the race are the names they give to the obstacles.
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From the event's site: "where fitness is not a factor, but fun definitely is!"
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dartmoth graduate wrote:
No sex or nudity allowed. The only thing even remotely X-rated about the race are the names they give to the obstacles.
Lemme guess:
DP straightaway - a point where other runners come at you from both ends?
Cunnilingus valley - where you stick out your tongue as you run along the edge of some valley?
Anal finish - a part of the race where you finish it all off by going in some backdoor? -
Will there be sex at the event?
"NO! People who exhibit overtly sexual behavior will be evicted from the event."
Can I run naked?
"Nudity will NOT be allowed at the event."
So let me get this straight, an X-rated porn themed race where there will be no sex or even nudity. Riiiiight.
Oh wait, a woman came up with the idea for this. Figures. Ooooh look how sexy I am...DON'T TOUCH ME!!!! -
According to the SI article, spectator fees will be $25. Really? You have to pay to watch a mudrun?
I have no problem with the mudruns and all the other things because it gets people off of the couch and gets them to exercise, even if it is just a little bit but paying to watch? No thank you. -
Wait ... What? wrote:
According to the SI article, spectator fees will be $25. Really? You have to pay to watch a mudrun?
I have no problem with the mudruns and all the other things because it gets people off of the couch and gets them to exercise, even if it is just a little bit but paying to watch? No thank you.
And there will be no nudity or inappropriate behavior allowed.
Ooooh sound super sexy. Let me spend $25 to watch that. -
From the FAQ:
Will there be sex at the event?
NO! This event is for fun and although it's adult themed, there is no sex at the event. This is not a "pick up" place either. People who exhibit overtly sexual behavior, or make unwanted sexual advances will be evicted from the event.
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I'm out