Pappas12 wrote:
I know! In the pic it looks like he's pulling down 5:00 min pace. Ha ha ha!!!! Tridouche.
true, but as pointed out: if you hang with douches (i.e., enter tri's), expect to deal with douchebag behavior (like getting punched by a guy in spandex who is mad his jog is being interrupted).
Maybe next time instead of waking up at 3:00 am, spending 100's of $ on the entry fee(not to mention THOUSANDS of $'s on equipment, pool time, etc, etc, etc), driving a long distance, dragging your whole family with you, ALL in the name of proving you are just INCREDIBLE (by completing a tri, because you are already beautiful, successful, a good samaritan, etc, etc, etc, etc, but that's not enough ), you'll do the sensible thing and wake up 4 hrs later, drive 10 mins, spend $25, let your kids sleep in (or come watch IF THEY WANT TO) and jump in the local 10k up the road and get just as good of a workout.
But hey, that wouldn't impress people or feed your ego enough, so.......enter a doucheathalon and deal with douches.