Down goes the Dow

Why would you be getting in, if you feel it's about to collapse?

The DGTD Players present "Cash is King" (based on a true post). Starring Reid Heartless as 'Ghost of Igloi' and Joe Beets as 'Potential Client'. Enjoy.

[House lights dim]

The voice of 'Ghost of Igloi' speaks: I would argue cash and CDs are one of the best asset classes in the current environment. In a Bear Market all stocks and low quality bonds move in the same direction, down.

[Curtain rises to a scene of two men sitting at a table facing each other.]

Potential client: Where would you suggest I invest my money?

Ghost of Ig|oi: Well the stock market is going to crash - I can't tell you exactly when, but it WILL crash - so I recommend you have the bulk of your money in cash and CDs.

Potential client: But my money won't grow enough to even keep up with inflation.

Ghost of Igloi: Yes, but you won't lose a lot of your money in the inevitable stock market crash. You'll lose a little buying power, but so what.

Potential client: But the stock market always recovers from crashes and goes up over 70% of the time. How am I going to be able to retire if my money isn't growing in the stock market?

Ghost of Igloi: Ah ya, awesome...like ya....totally......

Potential client: What?

Ghost of Igloi: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, hoo hoo...

Potential client: I'm outta here.

Ghost of Igloi: ...To the funny farm where life is beautiful...

['Potential client' exits stage left followed by sound of door slamming shut. Curtain falls. House lights come up.]

Dear DGTD Player,

Quite original and I hope it was worth your time.

Rest assured I will remind you how I was right and you were wrong.

Of course you are such a coward that you won't even register your name, so it will be hard to publicly embarrass you, but you will know.

That should illustrate what your opinion is worth, nothing.

By the way, I still consider cash, high quality bonds, managed futures and hedge funds to be superior asset classes to all equity and low quality bonds.

Good luck, you will need it.

Igy

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The DGTD Players wrote:

The DGTD Players present "Cash is King" (based on a true post). Starring Reid Heartless as 'Ghost of Igloi' and Joe Beets as 'Potential Client'. Enjoy.

[House lights dim]

The voice of 'Ghost of Igloi' speaks: I would argue cash and CDs are one of the best asset classes in the current environment. In a Bear Market all stocks and low quality bonds move in the same direction, down.

[Curtain rises to a scene of two men sitting at a table facing each other.]

Potential client: Where would you suggest I invest my money?

Ghost of Ig|oi: Well the stock market is going to crash - I can't tell you exactly when, but it WILL crash - so I recommend you have the bulk of your money in cash and CDs.

Potential client: But my money won't grow enough to even keep up with inflation.

Ghost of Igloi: Yes, but you won't lose a lot of your money in the inevitable stock market crash. You'll lose a little buying power, but so what.

Potential client: But the stock market always recovers from crashes and goes up over 70% of the time. How am I going to be able to retire if my money isn't growing in the stock market?

Ghost of Igloi: Ah ya, awesome...like ya....totally......

Potential client: What?

Ghost of Igloi: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, hoo hoo...

Potential client: I'm outta here.

Ghost of Igloi: ...To the funny farm where life is beautiful...

['Potential client' exits stage left followed by sound of door slamming shut. Curtain falls. House lights come up.]

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I don't understand the connection between not registering a name and being a coward. Can't registered posters still be anonymous?

I agree with him that mas' DB alert was pretty much the only thing of substance to have ever been posted in this thread before it actually happened. All the rest seems like hot air and monday-morning-quarterbacking. Now DB is fvcked, and the disease is spreading hard and fast. He was really onto something, I wonder what he shorted.

Lemons,

Well this coward did not mind using my actual first name. I have nothing to hide, but like most here prefer to use my handle in discussions.

The point was many here use multiple names. I am assuming that is the case with this poster. It would be nice to know who one is talking to.

Igy

Ok, but you haven't been shy about your real identity so I don't see a problem with someone using your real name. After all, you've used it on the boards.

Regarding using multiple names, you've done that too. It's hypocritical of you to call out someone else for the same behavior.

Lemons,

When someone steals your handle and then posts to create an impression. Then calls you out a racist, anti-Palestinian and a host of other crazy things. That is really low class. The best way to counter that is to have no fear of the truth. Since you know my name Google it. I am proud of everything you will find.

The moderators have even emailed me personally and referred to this person/persons as a "stalker." In my book just a crazy coward.

I have wondered if the are Federal statues against such behavior. I'll have to ask my attorney daughter.

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

Ok, but you haven't been shy about your real identity so I don't see a problem with someone using your real name. After all, you've used it on the boards.

Regarding using multiple names, you've done that too. It's hypocritical of you to call out someone else for the same behavior.

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Say wha? wrote:

Why would you be getting in, if you feel it's about to collapse?

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Obviously clarification was needed because you weren't completely clear in your previous post. This isn't rocket science.

Lemons,

I would like to see any of my posts that you consider "borderline" racist.

In regards to the stalkers and trolls, they exercise a create deal of ingenuity to stir the pot. The moderators have done a good job of policing what must be a difficult job.

I did learn that there are laws on the books in most states concerning "cyber stalking." It appears some of the more egregious acts meet the standard. I haven't yet asked my litigator daughter if there are Federal statutes. She is busy with a big case this week.

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

That sucks. I know there used to be a stalker here named Skuj. He had the same modus operandi of stealing another registered name. Really creepy.

Honestly I can understand the racist accusations. Some of your posts on other threads gave been kind of borderline. But I haven't seen any anti-Palestine or other stuff.

So why haven't the mods dealt with this guy? They really seem to allow a lot of questionable behavior.

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You had a post this morning in a thread about police shooting a black man that was kinda iffy.

Lemons,

I made no such post. Can you give me a link?

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

You had a post this morning in a thread about police shooting a black man that was kinda iffy.

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I searched too, but it's gone. No doubt the thread has been deleted which is no surprise given the topic and racist posts.

I'm surprised you don't remember posting. It was definitely your registered name.

Lemons,

As I thought you revealed who you are. Now I know.

OK.

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

I searched too, but it's gone. No doubt the thread has been deleted which is no surprise given the topic and racist posts.

I'm surprised you don't remember posting. It was definitely your registered name.

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Ghost of Igloi wrote:

Lemons,

When someone steals your handle and then posts to create an impression. Then calls you out a racist, anti-Palestinian and a host of other crazy things. That is really low class. The best way to counter that is to have no fear of the truth. Since you know my name Google it. I am proud of everything you will find.

The moderators have even emailed me personally and referred to this person/persons as a "stalker." In my book just a crazy coward.

I have wondered if the are Federal statues against such behavior. I'll have to ask my attorney daughter.

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

Ok, but you haven't been shy about your real identity so I don't see a problem with someone using your real name. After all, you've used it on the boards.

Regarding using multiple names, you've done that too. It's hypocritical of you to call out someone else for the same behavior.

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Lemons,

You said it, you own it.

Igy

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Lemons wrote:

I searched too, but it's gone. No doubt the thread has been deleted which is no surprise given the topic and racist posts.

I'm surprised you don't remember posting. It was definitely your registered name.

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