I am scared stiff, petrified and terror-filled.
Sorry to hear that!
You might be better off investing like Igy.
Plus, I'm sure you would sleep better. Especially on that soft mattress of cash.
I know you are just trying to provoke the Igster, but seriously I take to heart the idea that it's ok to be afraid, but that fear shouldn't affect your investing decisions.
Never trade the headlines, as they say.