I do my double runs on the treadmill as it is pitch black and frozen outside. We're still in "new years resolution" phase where EVERY member of the community suddenly starts exercising. They all do it the same - run way too fast for 5-10 minutes, walk 3 minutes, and get off. Out of the 30-odd treadmills I was clearly the only person there who has ran more than 3 days in a row in their lifetime, and I was the only person not over weight.
So I'm 54 into a 60 run, clearly working hard and I don't look like I'm about to stop. The rate of new person circulation on the treadmills around me is very high, every few minutes someone seems to get on or off a treadmill.
So there seems to be 2 older gentlemen waiting in the fitness area for a vacant treadmill. Thats when Super Gym Employee Trainee decides to come over to me...
"Sorry to disturb you, but" - Oh, you're sorry that you are disturbing me? Really? That's like saying "No offense, but you're ugly, no offense though!"
"Sorry to disurb you, but there are people waiting and when the treadmills are full, anyone who has been running over 30 minutes is asked to get off"
Me - really? No one here has signed into a slot so maybe you could ask someone else? I have 10 more minutes then I'd be done. Most people are getting on and off in 5 minutes.
Kid - "Its really not negotiable"
Me - Okay kid, you win. I'll stop running now.