... to give me something to do besides read the posts on this board. Can anyone help???
... to give me something to do besides read the posts on this board. Can anyone help???
here's a genius idea: go run until your desire to do anything normal is reduced to the desire to breathe.....this works- i promise.
Yes, though probably not anyone who hangs out on this message board. (Except, perhaps, "Mr. Chest," who would probably tell you to learn to play football really well.)
Take a look at the "I met Asian Prince" thread. After viewing the link mentioned, you will definately be scared away by the "blind" date scene.
Actually -- and here I'm switching to a somewhat more serious tone -- I've sometimes wondered if, in this era of Internet dating, anyone has ever set up some sort of matchmaker program for runners.
Partner and soulmate desired by SWM runner. I like long runs followed by four hour naps and arguing about high school athletes on internet chat boards. Turn-ons include deep tissue massage, playing X-Box for hours, griping about a lack of TV coverage for track, 19 year olds in spankies, and hoof whammies.
I am 5'7" tall and weigh 124 pounds. I require 14 hours of sleep each night and have seen "Endurance" 163 times. My favorite book is "Once a Runner". My favorite food is Top Ramen (because it's 10 for $1.00 at the A&P). I am unemployed and share a two bedroom apartment with four of my college teammates (who are also looking for love, do you have friends?).
If you like neurotic man-children with rippling 12" biceps and you are willing to buy dinner, then let me sex you up!
No fat chicks, please.
This is why internet personals for runners will not work.
Hihihihihihi.
Portland runner, that is so real about us, runners.
But someone (some runnerchics I believe) mentioned Jason Bernstein.
Is Sara Bei with someone now?
Yep, a lot of us female runners don't even find male runners all that attractive....we like the "Mr. Chest" type, ya know.
i personally find jason berstein to be both chesty and runnerific. he really makes me feel dirty.
Lacey Underalls wrote:
Yep, a lot of us female runners don't even find male runners all that attractive....we like the "Mr. Chest" type, ya know.
piss off Mr Chest - anyone can change their name everytime they post you stupid asshole
Lacey Underalls wrote:
Yep, a lot of us female runners don't even find male runners all that attractive....we like the "Mr. Chest" type, ya know.
Yea baby, you know what mr chest likes to hear
Thats right buddy, thats what mr chest would say, I have a busy lfe, (lifting, competing, chicks, etc) I don't have much time for chats.
I think we're losing sight of whats really important here... Jason Bernstein. If anyone should be called Mr Chest, its him. I mean, look at those pecs. I wonder if, during the christmas season, young girls flock around him and watch him take off his "Security" shirt so he can crush walnuts between his massive pecs. I wouldnt anger him, though, as I hear he has SMASHed and DESTROYed things...oh yeah, Creed sucks...
Lilli Kleinman just retired and must have plenty of time on her hands. Why don't you give her a call?
So, where did you come across my personal? Not cool to throw it up on the boards like that.
I think Peter Rooks pecs are the hottest...
Just beat off, you'll be fine.
try making friends first, it usually works
NYRR actually had a personals/matchmaking type service
set up, if I remember right it was via their website but I don't go there so you would have to look yourself...