can a female legally force you to take a paternity test?

How much does she know about you? If you met her on Tinder and she only knows your first name and your phone number, you're all set. If you met in study hall and she knows your address, you're screwed.

oke wrote:

Idiot wrote:

If it ain't yours, then you don't have anything to hide/lose by taking the test, sh!tbag.

A+

And if it is yours, now's your opportunity to grow up into less of a sh!tbag. I wish you the best.

Nope.

"If you can kill this motherf***er, I can at least abandon him."

Here is your help. If you can't afford to have a child, stop having sex. Around half of kids born to millennials are born outside of wedlock. This is the chief reason for the decline of our nation as all crime, poverty, the growing divide between the haves and have nots and other societal ills flow from that one statistic.

it aint mine wrote:

please help

To properly analyze this question, you need to provide the backstory with all of the lurid details.

joedirt wrote:

Here is your help. If you can't afford to have a child, stop having sex. Around half of kids born to millennials are born outside of wedlock. This is the chief reason for the decline of our nation as all crime, poverty, the growing divide between the haves and have nots and other societal ills flow from that one statistic.

So the children of millennials are the cause of crime. Riiiiiight. Lots of preK gangs bangin out homicides.

joedirt wrote:

Here is your help. If you can't afford to have a child, stop having sex. Around half of kids born to millennials are born outside of wedlock. This is the chief reason for the decline of our nation as all crime, poverty, the growing divide between the haves and have nots and other societal ills flow from that one statistic.

So the children of millennials are the cause of crime. Riiiiiight. Lots of preK gangs bangin out homicides.

jeezus wrote:

The fact that you're on THIS message board asking about paternity tests indicates that you have an 82% chance of being feeble minded, and a 97% chance of being the father.

Next?

Nah the fact that he is on this message board reduces his chances of having slept with a woman by 97%

sooodumb wrote:

So the children of millennials are the cause of crime. Riiiiiight. Lots of preK gangs bangin out homicides.

The definition of a millennial is someone born between 1980-1994 making millennials 25-39 years old. If they are getting knocked up at 18, their kids are 7-21 years old. The age group with the highest crime rates are 14-20, so right in that age range.

The links between illegitimacy and poverty, crime, education attainment, etc. are all well established (6% of married couples, 16% of single dads and 31% of single moms live in poverty):

Not sooodumb after all. Maybe you should read more.

wasn't me yo

jeezus wrote:

The fact that you're on THIS message board asking about paternity tests indicates that you have an 82% chance of being feeble minded, and a 97% chance of being the father.

Posting on this board is at least a 97% chance of not being anyone's father

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