Horsehead jogger in DC: was this a LetsRun.com poster?

You know your running career is over when you really wish you were the horse head jogger.

rojo wrote:

Weldon ways maybe 5 pounds more than when he race. He's 150 now. I'm 30+ more at 175. I hope my gut doesn't look that bad but it might.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME BRO?

Dennis Reynolds wrote:

[quote]rojo wrote:

Weldon ways maybe 5 pounds more than when he race. He's 150 now. I'm 30+ more at 175. I hope my gut doesn't look that bad but it might.

[quote]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME BRO?

Your new around here, aren't you?

Best quote from one of the comments on the news thread...

"how do we know it's not a real horse wearing a human body costume?"

rojo wrote:

Weldon ways maybe 5 pounds more than when he race. He's 150 now. I'm 30+ more at 175. I hope my gut doesn't look that bad, but it might.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME BRO?[/quote]

Why Baltimore? That place seems beneath you. Figured you would have the $$$ to buy a nice place in Georgetown or upper NW in the $2M+ range.

redux wrote:

So, anyone want to guess his height, weight, and 5K pr?

Not sure but the guy certainly doesn't see the sun too much, eh? I'm more curious as to what shoes he is wearing? Anyone know?

Interesting... wrote:

redux wrote:

So, anyone want to guess his height, weight, and 5K pr?

Not sure but the guy certainly doesn't see the sun too much, eh? I'm more curious as to what shoes he is wearing? Anyone know?

He's a heel striker so it's unlikely that he holds any world records. That should narrow down our search quite a bit I guess.

I believe this is the mask:

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1351551706&sr=8-1&keywords=horse+head+mask

and not to be outdone, the manufacturers made a unicorn.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=pd_bxgy_t_img_y

Under the official description:

Vaguely disturbing

I agree.

Which picture was more disturbing, this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61gT7YPhlyL.jpg

or this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61aU1faLywL.jpg

I ran 12 seconds at 9:00 pace and then took 25 seconds rest while wearing a horse mask. What can I run a 5k in?

tenkilogramometer wrote:

I ran 12 seconds at 9:00 pace and then took 25 seconds rest while wearing a horse mask. What can I run a 5k in?

Depends...how fast were your parents?

Is anyone selling horsehead jogger t-shirts?

Another fat American. Big deal.

Nibs wrote:

Another fat American. Big deal.

Yea, it's easier to find a fat Brit.

Mrs. M wrote:

Which picture was more disturbing, this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61gT7YPhlyL.jpg

or this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61aU1faLywL.jpg

I was thinking the first pic, he looked quite handsome...

I have run with RoJo... not the right footstrike, splays his feet way too much (too heavy on his feet as well). Regardless, funny as hell.

HarpuaHarpua wrote:

I am not in DC and I am not fat with a huge gut, but I have that mask. It is a great mask, but you cannot see sh*t out of it.

I'll wear it on Wednesday.

Are you by chance a phish fan??

Joey Bonzo wrote:

Are you by chance a phish fan??

You're damn right.