I know you are simply trying to get a reaction out of people on this thread, but come on man give it a rest. Yes I am naked most of the time, but when I am outside I usually like to wear clothes. I love the way my tattoo looks, and I could care less what other people think about it.
As for your implications of my uneducated, filthy, piece of shit self; please try again. I do have a degree from a prestigious university, am currently going though Undergraduate Pilot Training in the Air Force as a 2Lt, and will be pursuing my masters at AFIT once I graduate the pipeline. Thank you for your concern though.
As for the analogy, it is not senseless. It may be a bit of a stretch, but tattoos are not the only way people express themselves. It is merely one option out of the countless amounts in existence.
Thank you so much for your time and consideration in this matter, your majesty. I look forward to your approval with ever so much eagerness.