Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
I guess he just didn't have the balls.
Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
I guess he just didn't have the balls.
true that!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too early? More like 13 years too late.
brogan1 wrote:
Too early? More like 13 years too late.
What kind of jokes would you have made about him 13 years ago?
Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
Because he doesn't feel he has to legitimize the USADA's witch-hunt and put himself or his family though any more hardship while having his name and reputation dragged through the mud.
Now THAT is a joke.
Lance Armstrong, Jan Ullrich and Alberto Contador went into a bar.
The bartender said "what'll you have?"
They all said, "dope!"
I have have achieved my goal of having the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong
to a "who has more testicles
contest." Chuck Norris won by 5.
PARIS (AP) - French Authorities arrested Lance Armstrong and disqualified him from this year's Tour de France on Friday after cleaning personnel discovered 3 substances in his motel room that are explicitly banned in France. Tour Officials are saddened by this turn of events and Lance Armstrong was not available for comment. When asked by reporters as to the identification of the substances, Police Crime Lab Investigators confirmed that the substances were in fact, toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
I remember that Lance Armstrong hosted the 2007 Espys, and in his monologue he mentioned that he had once said that he'd give his left nut to host the Espys.
He also told his friend Jake Gyllenhaal,co-star of Brokeback Mountain, and seated in the audience, that he was in the balcony, because he liked it in the rear.
Nothing correct, but the world kept spinning.
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Some of the jokes don't even have punchlines.
RU Nucking Futs? wrote:
Some of the jokes don't even have punchlines.
Those would be what the joke industry refer to as "one liners".
What type of gun was the smoking gun ponting to the guilt of Armstrong?
A Gatlin gun.
What do fans of these fellows continue have on their noses after their hero was exposed?
Bill Clinton(think Juanita Broaderick not Monica)
Tiger Woods
Big Ben
Joe Paterno
Lance Armstrong
Answer: poop
Demmick Rat wrote:
PARIS (AP) - French Authorities arrested Lance Armstrong and disqualified him from this year's Tour de France on Friday after cleaning personnel discovered 3 substances in his motel room that are explicitly banned in France. Tour Officials are saddened by this turn of events and Lance Armstrong was not available for comment. When asked by reporters as to the identification of the substances, Police Crime Lab Investigators confirmed that the substances were in fact, toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
:D Thank you
Lance just dropped the ball
Lance the ball is in your court
My friend lost a testicle in a pole vaulting mishap about a year ago, and we have called him Lance ever since.
What do Bjarne Riis, Floyd Landis, and Lance Armstrong have in common?
The same number of Tour titles.
Demmick Rat wrote:
PARIS (AP) - French Authorities arrested Lance Armstrong and disqualified him from this year's Tour de France on Friday after cleaning personnel discovered 3 substances in his motel room that are explicitly banned in France. Tour Officials are saddened by this turn of events and Lance Armstrong was not available for comment. When asked by reporters as to the identification of the substances, Police Crime Lab Investigators confirmed that the substances were in fact, toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What do Ben Johnson, Marion Jones, and Lance Armstrong have in common?
The same number of Olympic medals.