Here is a list of nondrinkers. Look at all the successful happy dudes on this list. Yeah some of them are nerds like Bush and Ashcroft....but there's guys like Bradley Cooper and Bruce Wayne. Those dudes don't drink and they get tons of p*ssy and are awesome dudes. Just a little inspiration
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Adil Omar, Pakistani rapper/singer-songwriter.[1]
Akon, Singer[2]
Dick Advocaat, Dutch football coach[3]
Ryan Adams, American musician and author[4]
Desai Morarji, Indian politician and former Prime Minister
Tony Adams, footballer, former Arsenal captain and England International; former manager of Portsmouth[5]
Muhammad Ali, activist, athlete, boxer, former World Heavyweight Champion, Gold Medal Olympian[6]
Emmanuelle Alt, Editor, French Vogue[7]
Simon Amstell, English Comedian and TV Host[8]
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, member of the British royal family[9]
John Ashcroft, former U.S. Attorney General[10]
Isaac Asimov, American author and chemist[11]
Reubin Askew, American politician, former Governor of Florida, United States Trade Representative and presidential candidate[12]
Barbara Bach, American actress[13]
Amitabh Bachchan Indian movie actor[14]
Ted Baillieu, Australian politician[15]
Zoe Ball, TV and radio presenter[16]
Mario Balotelli, Italian Footballer[17]
Joseph Cyril Bamford, founder of the JCB company[18]
Albert Barnes, American Presbyterian minister and Bible commentator[19]
Captain Robert Abram Bartlett, captain of ill-fated ship Karluk[20]
Tony Benn, British socialist politician[21]
Hilary Benn, British politician[22]
A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, founder of the Hare Krishnas[23]
Joe Biden, United States Senator from Delaware and 47th Vice President of the United States, states abstinence from alcohol due to family history of alcoholism.[24]
John and Annie Bidwell, founders of Chico, California, prohibitionists<
Brian Blessed, British actor[25]
Cory Booker, Mayor of Newark, NJ (D)[26]
Hugh Bourne, joint founder of Primitive Methodism[27]
Christopher Del Bosco, Canadian freestyle skiier[28]
David Bowie, English musician[29]
Frankie Boyle, Scottish comedian[30]
Don Bradman, Australian cricketer[31]
Russell Brand, English comedian[32]
Ian Brown, English singer[33]
Phil Brooks, American professional wrestler, known as "CM Punk"[34]
Steve Brown Christian author, radio broadcaster and seminary professor.[35]
George N. Briggs, Governor of Massachusetts from 1844 to 1851[36]
Warren E. Buffett, billionaire Investor[37]
Gerard Butler, Scottish actor[38]
George W. Bush, 43rd U.S. President, former heavy drinker, stated he quit drinking in 1986 after determining alcohol began to "compete with his energy"[39] (see also George W. Bush substance abuse controversy)
John Cadbury, Founder of Cadbury's chocolate factory.[40]
Frank Caliendo, American Comedian and Impressionist, often mentions in live shows of having never been high or drunk.
Alastair Campbell, British broadcaster, journalist and adviser to Tony Blair
Naomi Campbell, British model[39]
Stacey Campfield, politician from Tennessee[41]
Jim Carrey, Canadian actor[42]
Kim Cattrall, English actress[43]
Johnny Chan, American poker player, winner of ten WSOP bracelets[44]
Keith Chegwin, English television presenter[45]
Djibril Cissé, French international footballer[46]
Eric Clapton, English musician[47]
Adam Clayton, English-born musician with Irish band U2, teetotal since 26 November 1993[48]
J. M. Coetzee, South African novelist and academic, twice winner of the Booker Prize
John Coltrane, Jazz musician, abstained after years of drug and alcohol abuse[49]
Phil Collen, Lead guitarist for rock band Def Leppard
Billy Connolly, Scottish comedian[50]
Dane Cook, American comedian[51]
Norman Cook, DJ and producer (Fatboy Slim)[16]
Alice Cooper, Rock musician, abstinent after prolonged alcohol abuse[52]
Bradley Cooper, American actor[53]
Fearne Cotton, British TV presentor[54]
Graham Coxon, Musician, Blur guitarist[55]
Owen Coyle, Scottish football manager[56]
Tom Cruise, American actor[57]
Dick Dale, American surf rock guitarist[58]
Kristin Davis, American actress[59]
Lauren B. Davis, Canadian writer[60]
Kat Dennings, American actress[61]
Jacob L. Devers, commander of the 6th Army Group in Europe during World War II.[62]
John Diefenbaker, Prime Minister of Canada (1957–1963); told UK Prime Minister Winston Churchill, upon being offered an alcoholic drink, "I'm a teetotaler; I don't drink hard liquor." (One Canada: An Autobiography).
Josh Dies, author/singer/songwriter, teetotaler since birth on 06/12/83[63]
Eric Dolphy, jazz musician[64]
Graeme Dott, snooker player[65]
Rosie Douglas, Caribbean politician and former Prime Minister of Dominica[66]
Neal S. Dow, an early prohibitionist who was presidential candidate for the Prohibition Party in 1880[67]
Willem Drees, Dutch politician and Prime Minister of the Netherlands.[68]
Eliza Dushku, American actress[69]
Michael Eavis, organiser of the Glastonbury Festival[70]
Eunhyuk, member of Korean boy group, Super Junior[71]
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Lord Faulkner, Prime Minister of Northern Ireland[72]
Brett Favre, retired NFL quarterback[73]
Craig Ferguson, Talk show host and comedian[74]
Richard Feynman, American theoretical physicist, who abruptly decided to quit drinking during a trip to Brazil while a professor at Cornell University[75]
Darren Fletcher, Football player for Manchester United[76]
Nathan Bedford Forrest, Confederate Civil War cavalry General[77]
Vincent Gallo, American filmmaker and musician[78]
George Galloway, British Member of Parliament[79]
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Indian political leader[80]
Michelle Gayle, British actress and singer[81]
Lee Gaze, lead guitarist in Welsh alternative rock band Lostprophets[82]
Ben Gibbard, vocalist/guitarist of Seattle indie band Death Cab for Cutie[83]
A. A. Gill, British journalist and restaurant critic for The Sunday Times[84]
Richard E Grant, English actor[85]
Pat Gray, American radio talk-show host[86]
Dick Gregory, American comedian and activist[87]
Jimmy Greaves, English Footballer[88]
Kathy Griffin, comic[89]
Che Guevara[90]
Calvin Harris, Scottish musician[91]
Rolf Harris, Australian musician, painter, television personality. Mentioned during his interview on Piers Morgan's Life Stories.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, co-host on ABC's The View[92]
Davey Havok, lead singer for the band AFI and Blaqk Audio[93]
Rutherford B. Hayes,[94] 19th U.S. President, and his wife Lucy Webb Hayes[95]
Javier Hernandez, Manchester United Football player[96]
James Hetfield, frontman of Metallica, after recovering from alcoholism[97]
Hinduja brothers (Srichand, Gopichand, Prakash & Ashok), Indian business family[98]
Michael Hickenbottom, American professional wrestler, better known as Shawn Michaels
Adolf Hitler, Führer of the National Socialist Party (1921–1945) and Führer of Germany (1933–1945).[99]
Jack Hobbs, English batsman[100]
Anthony Hopkins (since 1975), Welsh actor[101]
Crazy Horse, Native American leader[102]
Félix Houphouët-Boigny, first President of Côte d'Ivoire[103]
Barry Humphries, Australian comic actor and satirist, after recovering from alcoholism in the 1970s.[104]
Samuel L. Jackson, American Oscar nominated actor - 15 years abstinent since rehab[105]
Jessie J, British singer and songwriter,[106] due to a medical condition
Thomas Stonewall Jackson, Confederate General and Presbyterian[107][108]
Jesse G. James, West Coast Choppers, Monster Garage[109]
Ken Jennings, Jeopardy! champ and blogger (Mormon)[110]
Penn Jillette, American magician, comedian, and member of Penn and Teller[111]
Steve Jobs, American businessman, Co-Founder and CEO of Apple, Inc. Former CEO of Pixar.
John the Baptist, Jewish preacher and religious prophet[112]
Elton John, English musician[113]
Griff Rhys Jones, Welsh comedy writer and performer[114]
John Luther "Casey" Jones, Railroad Engineer
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Paul Kagame, President of Rwanda[115]
Franz Kafka, Jewish, German language novelist[116][117]
Abdul Kalam, former Indian President[118]
Natasha Kaplinsky, British Newsreader[119]
Peter Kay, English comedian[120]
Anthony Kiedis, singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers[121]
Aga Khan IV, current Imām of the Shia Imami Ismaili[122]
Stephen King, American author[123]
Ian Khama, President of Botswana[124]
Myoma U Than Kywe, Burmese political leader [125]
Myoma Myint Kywe, Burmese writer and historian [126]
Christine Lagarde, Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund[127]
Chris Leben, American mixed martial artist.[128]
Bruce Lee, martial arts practitioner and actor[129]
Leona Lewis, English Singer-songwriter and X-Factor winner[8]
Mike Lewis, rhythm guitarist for the Welsh alternative metal band Lostprophets[82]
Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. President[130]
Blake Lively, American Actress[131][not in citation given]
David Lloyd George, British prime minister[132]
Kenny Lofton, Major League Baseball player[133]
Jennifer Lopez, American actress, pop/Latin, pop/R&B singer, fashion designer, and dancer[134]
H.P. Lovecraft, American Fantasy/Horror writer[135]
Rob Lowe, American actor[136]
James Russell Lowell, American poet and diplomat[137]
Ian MacKaye, musician of Fugazi and Minor Threat, founder of Dischord Records[138] Inadvertent founder of the anti-narcotic Straight Edge subculture.
Alexander Mackenzie, second prime minister of Canada[139]
Tobey Maguire, American actor[140]
Daron Malakian,Armenian-American singer, songriter; lead guitarist and back vocal of the Heavy Metal band System of a Down[141]
Julia Mallam, English actress[22]
Bernard Manning, English comedian[142]
Marie-Antoinette, French Queen and Austrian Archduchess[143]
Chris Martin, lead singer of the British rock band, Coldplay[144]
Michael Martin, former Speaker of the House of Commons in the United Kingdom[145]
Marshall Matthers, rapper[146]
Sir Stanley Matthews, English footballer[147]
Malcolm McDowell, British actor, abstained since 1983[148]
Leo McGarry, character on The West Wing
Dr. Phil McGraw, TV psychologist[149]
Ewan McGregor, Scottish actor[150]
Buster Merryfield, Actor, played Uncle Albert on Only Fools and Horses[151]
James Milner, England international footballer.[152]
Moby, American musician, real name Richard Hall[153]
Bob Mould, American musician[154]
Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe[155]
Mike Muir, vocalist, Suicidal Tendencies[156]
Eddie Murphy, American actor[157]
Jim Murphy, British politician[158]
Andy Murray, Scottish tennis player[159]
Jimmy Nail, British actor, writer and singer[160]
James Naismith, inventor of basketball, Kansan[161]
Carrie Nation, Notable member of the temperance movement[162]
Mike Ness, Founder, Song Writer, Lead Singer of Social Distortion
Friedrich Nietzsche, Prussian-born, German philosopher and philologist[163]
Craig Nicholls, Song Writer, Lead Singer and Guitarist of The Vines[164]
Ross Noble, English stand-up comedian[165]
N.O.R.E. - rapper[166]
Jim Norton, American comedian and actor[167]
Ted Nugent, American hard rock guitarist and vocalist[168]
Victor Wentworth Odlum Canadian Army General, journalist, and diplomat.
Gary Oldman, English actor[169]
Kelly Osbourne, Reality TV star, singer[170]
Mark Owen, British singer of band Take That[171]
Sandis Ozolinsh, NHL defenseman[172]
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Ian Paisley, Ulster politician[173]
Jim Parsons, American actor, The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper[174]
Simon Pegg, British actor[175]
Rosalind Magee Peychaud, Louisiana political figure and inlaw of Antoine Amédée Peychaud, originator of Peychaud's Bitters
Wade Phillips, former head coach of the Dallas Cowboys[176]
Natalie Portman, American actress[177]
Prince, American musician[178]
Jade Puget, American musician of AFI[93]
Albert Pujols, Major League Baseball player[179]
Vladimir Putin, Russian President[180]
Daniel Radcliffe, British actor[181]
Mohammad Rafi, Indian Playback Singer[182]
James Randi, Canadian-American stage magician and scientific skeptic
Brett Ratner, American film director[183]
Andy Reid, head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles[176]
Harry Reid, Democratic Senate Majority Leader[184]
Christina Ricci, American actress[185]
Terry Richardson, American photographer[186]
Bosse Ringholm, Swedish politician[187]
Anne Robinson, British game show host (The Weakest Link)[39]
John D. Rockefeller, industrialist and philanthropist[188]
John D. Rockefeller, Jr., industrialist and philanthropist[189]
Fred Rogers, American children's television host[190]
Henry Rollins, former Black Flag singer[191]
Erwin Rommel, German field marshal during World War 2[192]
Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts[193]
Cristiano Ronaldo, Portuguese footballer[194]
Hans-Ulrich Rudel, German dive-bomber pilot[195]
Jerry Sadowitz, Comedian and magician[196]
Fiona Shackleton, Divorce lawyer[197]
Bill Shankly, footballer and Liverpool FC manager between 1959 and 1974[198]
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright[199]
Tommy Sheridan, Scottish socialist politician[200]
Sarah Silverman, American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer[201]
Gene Simmons, American rockstar of Kiss fame[202]
Jada Pinkett Smith, American actress[203]
Alan Smith, English footballer[204]
John Snow, British physician[205]
Philip Snowden, British politician
Dee Snider, Singer, songwriter and radio personality[206]
Hal Sparks, American actor[207]
Ringo Starr, English musician[208]
Rachel Stevens, English popstar[209]
Mark Stoermer, American musician, best known as bassist for rock band, The Killers[210]
Lucy Stone, American suffraget[211]
J.E.B. Stuart (1833-1864) Confederate States of America Cavalry General
Tilda Swinton, British Actress[212]
Nándor Tánczos, Member of New Zealand Parliament
Catherine Tate, British comedienne and actress[213]
Teddy Taylor, British politician[214]
Teller, American magician and member of Penn and Teller[215]
Strom Thurmond, American Senator, governor, lawyer and decorated World War II. veteran.[216]
Bill Tilghman, US Marshal and gunslinger who owned a saloon for financial reasons<
John Travolta, American actor[217]
Pierre Elliott Trudeau (1919–2000), Prime Minister of Canada[218]
Donald Trump, entrepreneur[219]
Victor Trumper, Australian who was among the Wisden Cricketers of the Year[220]
Suzanne Tuberville (1960- ), public relations analyst, wife of Tommy Tuberville[221]
Tommy Tuberville (1954- ), head coach for the Texas Tech Red Raiders football team[222]
Shania Twain, Canadian singer[223]
Jeff Tweedy, American musician[224]
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Erik Van Looy, Belgian film director.[225]
Matti Vanhanen, Former Prime Minister of Finland[226]
Tom Waits, American musician[227]
JC Watts, Former American Congressman[228]
Rick Wakeman, English keyboardist with the progressive rock band Yes[229]
Denzel Washington, American actor[230]
Ian Watkins, lead singer of the Welsh band Lostprophets[231]
Gerard Way, lead singer for My Chemical Romance[232]
Mae West, American actress and playwright.[233]
Billy West, American voice actor[234]
John Wetton, English rock singer and musician, after recovering from alcoholism[235]
Jonny Wilkinson, English rugby union player and member of the England national team[236]
Bruce Willis, American actor[39]
Bill Woodfull, Australian cricketer[237]
Malcolm X, American activist/minister[238]
Mike Yarwood, UK comedian and impressionist[239]
Michael York, British actor[39]
Angus Young, Australian musician, lead guitarist for rock band AC/DC[240]
Frank Zappa, American musician[241]
Fictional examples
Bruce "Batman" Wayne is a strict teetotaler in order to maintain his physical and mental edge. To protect his secret identity, he often drinks ginger ale and claims it is a stronger beverage.