Nick Symmonds asks Paris Hilton to accompany him to the Olympic Trials!

Paris is a slut but i would tap that Nick don't be a fool wrap your tool.

As a choice, fail.

As PR, fail too. Who wants to be associated with her?

The article makes it seems like nick just casually brings up the whole Paris thing, but it is obvious this entire thing was scripted.

Also, why is this joe bataglia guy gawking over Nick's appearance?

Is there way that this is not a real thing? It sounds like a joke but the article does have the appearance of an article. I was just thinking that I hope he has a good race at pre today and now this makes me hope he gets smoked. Hows that for pr.

bummer... wrote:

the article does have the appearance of an article.

Fansy that! Why would an Article rezemble an Article? LOL!!!!!

Paris has STDs

This is hilarious. He's asking her to the Olympic Trials not the Olympic Games. What a scrub. He's probably concerned he can't make the team this year so he needs to make the Olympic Trials worth it.

out of all the guys in track and field, Symmonds would be the one to co-own a franchise of tanning salons

what a pompous ahole:

http://www.flotrack.org/coverage/248568-2012-Prefontaine-Classic-Eugene-Diamond-League/video/638815-Nick-Symmonds-after-800m-SB-at-the-2012-Prefontaine-Classic

video watcher :0 wrote:

what a pompous ahole:

http://www.flotrack.org/coverage/248568-2012-Prefontaine-Classic-Eugene-Diamond-League/video/638815-Nick-Symmonds-after-800m-SB-at-the-2012-Prefontaine-Classic

i thought that was a pretty insightful interview. cocky? yeah, probably. but i'd rather have that than the rest of distance runners who cant hold a conversation. i hate to break it everyone but symmonds is good for the sport. people know him

paris reference 4:55

Andrews will serve DICK symmonds some humble pie at the trials.

Symmonds is a smart guy and I've always kind of liked him, but jeezus, his stock has plummeted. He explains himself by saying he's from Boise, Idaho. Is Boise the last place in the USA, or on Earth, where people would still want to date Paris Hilton?

Before anyone says "come on, you'd tap that" the answer is no, no I would not. And I have pretty ecumenical tastes. They just don't cover someone who's that skanky, vapid, moronic, and used.

Seriously it's been like a year since I've gotten laid and I'm unemployed and I still wouldn't sleep with Paris Hilton.

cough cough, you are gay...http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/p/paris_hilton-4830.jpgyou wouldn't tap that??? yep gotta be gay...

hitmonlee wrote:

Seriously it's been like a year since I've gotten laid and I'm unemployed and I still wouldn't sleep with Paris Hilton.

I sent an e-mail to Blythe Danner asking her if I could take her daughter Gwyneth to the trials.

Ya know Danner is a hottie, well for a 70 year old anyway, maybe I should ask her.

whatever this guy said "blah blah blah". nick: hit it hard and hit it often.

what a jerk this guy is wrote:

Do you people not see what's going on here? This guy is unbelievably shallow. Even for a guy, it is pretty pathetic. He obviously only went after Vessey as she was the track darling a

When I was younger I'd fucl, a snake if ya held it's head still and maybe if you didn't---- but age has made me wiser. I would not do Paris Hylton with Steely Dan on a 10 foot pole.

Can't wait to hear her Dad's response since Nick basically asks for permission to date her because he's impressed with her money & looks.

“I am extremely impressed with Paris’ entrepreneurial brilliance and find her to be phenomenally attractive and would be honored to meet her. Being a small-town guy from Boise, Idaho I felt the best way to extend this invitation was by first speaking with you, her father.”

good luck wrote:

Can't wait to hear her Dad's response since Nick basically asks for permission to date her because he's impressed with her money & looks.

“I am extremely impressed with Paris’ entrepreneurial brilliance and find her to be phenomenally attractive and would be honored to meet her. Being a small-town guy from Boise, Idaho I felt the best way to extend this invitation was by first speaking with you, her father.”

He's not stupid, he did this as a lark, no downside.

She is one of the top social media marketers worldwide, if he gets lucky and she says yes, a new world of promo/revenue stream opens up for him.

He would have made a more timely choice if it was 4 years ago. OR he could pick someone more buzz worthy today.