I got a ninja mask to be like Rupp
I got a ninja mask to be like Rupp
Hi this is MLK. For those of you who do not know me, I am famous for starting the MLK Classic on my own freaking weekend (sponsored by PBR). I mean do you have your own weekend!? You know who should though...that kid who ran the bernards invitational. He truly encompasses what it is to make a difference in society. I had a dream, that one day, a kid could eat 26 snickers bars, 12 pez dispensers, 45 bottles of Oxycontin, 5 clams, 14 lbs of goat penis, a small hamster, 3.14 pies, and chicken and broccoli from lee's corner chinese resturant and still be able to run 10:12 in the 2 mile. I had a dream, that on a hill repeat, he could run 4:00 mile pace for 45 seconds. These dreams all came true thanks to this courageous human being. I will always pour one out for you.
First off, MLK, I am a huge fan of the MLK classic. I love being a part of the festivities and will be back again next year. I am not predicting anything, but I think Moses and I have a great shot at the title this year.
Second, I just wanted to comment about this gifted athlete we are discussing about on this thread. That of coarse being the bernards invitational hero. I mean I know a lot about pain, suffering, and sacrifice, but not to the degree that this kid does. I sacrificed a lot in my life, but nothing like this hero. Truly inspiring stuff.
I once marched for hundreds of miles and fasted for many days but I'm sure the people that witnessed the kid from Bernard's put in that legendary performance would agree it is very comparable. The fact that one human could consume so much food, take a spill and injure his layyyyyyyyyyyg, and fight through such a painful side stitch. Just a fantastic story!
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I have a ginormous wiener with a sac that makes a pair of watermelons look like grapes but I would venture to say that those features are not nearly as impressive as what the kid from Bernard\'s did in that April day in 08. I mean running 1012 after consuming all that food, spilling on his layyyyyyg, and fighting the side stitch is impressive. Even my enormous loads cannot compare with the amazingness of such a feat.
Does anyone have the results for the 32?