I'm kind of the black sheep in the family in that I don't have a giant stick up my ass and think people should be able to live their lives how they choose, and so I typically avoid talking to my relatives. However, everyone wanted to come to my graduation, so I know I'm going to get the "what are you going to do now" question quite a bit, and I've decided to entertain myself by making up ridiculous things to tell my relatives. I thought I would ask for the help of letsrun to give me ideas. My degrees are in biology and chemistry if that matters.
Go!