The pj's are just the tip of the iceberg folks.
Highest rate of adolsecent obesity ever.
Children are driven to the end of their driveway for the school bus.
Fat ladies wearing short shirts showing mid drift.
Kids wearing batting helmets while playing the outfield.
Thin runners are unusual, fat people are not.
People who enter this country illegaly are suing America for violating their 1st Amendment Rights, and winning.
People go to church in cut-offs and torn t-shirts.
Young ladies use the f-word in public everywhere now.
Numbers are increasing in participants of road races, but times are getting slower, 5k's are the most popular, and Water is demanded at every mile, even in a 5k.
Lawsuits are occuring more from kids races than from any other distance.
Teachers are being taught to keep two kids after school, because one might destroy your career by making up a story that you touched them. And, the student feels no shame or guilt.
Jails are over-crowded with youn minority men who can not afford a good attorney.
Teenage minority females are more likely to start a fight in public than anyone else.
Parents are buying their under-aged kids alcohol.
2008 showed the highest increase in history of female Teachers having sex with young men under the age of 15. Most of which occured in the southeastern part of the U.S.
College degrees from online schools are gradually growng, while traditional colleges are showing a slight decrease in enrollment.
And finally,
Socialist say with the rapid growth of ipods and headphones, that America is gradually growing less social, and that someday we might become too anti-social, fat, slow and gradually become a third world country that is run by a foreign government.