After being volunteered to write a petition addressing a new haircut, conduct, and dress code policy at my university, I was kicked off of the track team and told I could no longer run the home track meet on my school's "beknighted" track. I know there is a very fast miler coming to race (about 3:49.1) and I was desperately hoping to race him. My coach/training partner recommends living in his A-frame house and just training, rather than returning to school. What should I do?
do a sh1t ton of 400 repeats in the woods on a dirt track and you might have a shot....
What's your mileage and mile PR at the moment?
I have hit 100 mpw consistently, and have gone as high as 130-140. My current mile PR is 4:00.1, but just recently ran a 3:58 time trial on a local high school track while having to avoid night joggers.
i'll tell you what you shouldn't do!! don't do an overdistance day and see that biotch ex girlfriend of yours!!!
no chance go jog a 5k you hobbyjogger
Here, take these Finnish national team sweats. I'd like them back in good condition please, Seppo, as I had to trade them straight for a pair of USA's.
Seppo, ninny.
Here is your contestant's entrance pass and your number. You are listed as Seppo Kaitainen, a miler from Finland currently competing for Central Ohio Tech. Nobody knows about it but you me and the guy I got to send in the application fee from Ohio.
Forget the mile. It's all about the marathon these days.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your friend Jerry Mizner is gonna die in 'Nam.
I heard you were thinking about law school; I'm not sure it will make you happy.
If you decide to head to the A-frame, go all in. Which includes, of course, growing a mileage beard.
meet me by the pond during your warm up
Are you the guy running around campus with that really long beard?
what do you think I could run a 1600 in?
Could you tell me exactly what year it is?
Looks like you're imprisoned in February. Start worrying when you find yourself talking to the coffee pot.
try and stay relaxed
what you should do when you race him is make sure that you ride his shoulder... then with one lap to go, sprint across the infield and lean at the tape for the win
Your eyes look very tired Quentin. My hair smells like a parakeets tummy. Stop running and make my dreams come true. Promise i will dump Umbrella man 4 u!!!!
love, Andrew
write a book or 2, maybe more.