Because in order to be in compliance with Title IX regulations I had to do a women's poll too (updated men's poll will be released tomorrow, oh and just don't read the rest of this poll, its a waste of time)
1. BYU - Because the girls are mormon they lose their vixen tricks of seduction, thus they are less evil than the other teams, and will emerge as champions
2. Stanford - Evil, but Sarah Bei is still hot.
3. Colorado - Evil, but the twins are hot and fast. I have a twin brother, I hope girls go around and say "Thank God he made two of him, hmmmm I'd like to hook up with those twins"
4. NCSU - Also evil
5. Wake - See above
6. Notre Dame - evil and Irish, sort of like Leprechauns
7. G-town - Got some hot girls, which only adds to their evil powers
8. Arkansas - Evil
9. Columbia - Overachievers, even underdogs if you will, but evil underdogs at that
10. Northern Arizona - I think they wear shirts with their coaches picture on them, warrants mentioning... There's gotta be something evil about that
11. UVA - Best looking girls in the ACC (so I've heard), a little too evil for the top ten
12. Duke - I'd make some sort of joke about them being smart and evil, but everyone knows girls aren't smart (kidding)
13. Michigan - Used their evil feminine powers to drive Webb away from Michigan and back to Scott "A_Goofy_Runner doesn't like me, cause I didn't know his name when I coached him in high school" Razcko. Moral of the story: Woman are evil, Razcko's an idiot, and Webb will never run fast again.
14. UNC - To be honest their girls aren't that hot, but man Shalane is fast. I think she holds her evil powers in her massive forehead.
15. Missouri - I've never met a girl from Missouri, but I bet they're just as evil as the girls in the rest of the world
16. Villanova - Evil
17. Providence - Evil as well (clever wording)
18. MSU - Evil
19. Indiana - *Yawn* also evil (that makes 19 out of 19, do you think I'll grant one team evil immunity??)
20. ASU - Evil team that wont know what to do with cold weather
21. Marquette - If you hadn't noticed I really don't know much about the women so I'm labeling them all evil, pretty much copying the coaches poll, and making a few changes based on 0 evidence. Right so Marquette is evil.
22. PSU - My sister goes here, she's evil and so are they.
23. BC - I heard one of those sisters does weird things at parties when she's drunk (don't spread the rumor I'm not sure of its validity), I am sure they're evil though.
24. Toledo - They're top girl is so blind with evilness she doesn't know how to pace, and thus she goes out hard and dies every race.
25. UCLA - California girls are eviler than most. We have this girl from California on our team, and she hooked up w/ 3-5 guys (I don't know how the range came about) in one night. She's not hot, the guys must regret it, damn her and her evil powers.
26. Wisconsin - E-V-I-L
27. W&M - EvIl
28. Texas - eViL
29. Tennessee - EVIL
30. FSU - eviler
31. Northwestern - Evilest of them all, cause I have speed goggles and thus the faster you are the less evil you appear to be to me
Dr. Evil, in a semi-unrelated quote...
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitue named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... its breathtaking - I suggest you try it."
And I've officially surpassed sevatonic's thread on what he was gonna name his kids as the worst thread ever. Who's fault is it? That's right Title IX, because everything relating to women is evil.
Until next time, enjoy life.