On my run today, this lady yelled, "Damn! You gon' win that marathon," followed by a "Damn, I wanna workout wit chu!" Probably the funniest thing someone has yelled at me while running.
On my run today, this lady yelled, "Damn! You gon' win that marathon," followed by a "Damn, I wanna workout wit chu!" Probably the funniest thing someone has yelled at me while running.
One time i had a kid yell at me while i was running "hey look it's Abraham Lincoln." Besides the fact that I had a beard at the time I don't look like Lincoln.
Some chick once yelled to me that I looked sexy. It was funny because in reality, I am absolutely hideously ugly.
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fast wrote:
run forest fun
That is funny, they should have yelled "Run, Forrest, run."
"Hey monkey man, workin the wookie like that sites me up, too bad hairy arms smell like mark green." Said by a cute-ish middle age girl on a bmx bike.
"Nice costume." I wasn't wearing a costume.
I was running with my shirt off once and some girls in a car pulled up along side me and started doing cat calls. "hey baby", and stuff like that. They were not really hot but I was flattered.
as my friend and i ran by shirtless and in united states flag short shorts an old woman and her friend proudly stated... 'we support the gays!'
i geeked.
Girls have said "Your hot" before as they drive by.
My area is pretty friendly. Have gotten the Run, Forrest, Run in college though.
I ran in front of the exit to a drive through Dunkin Donuts. This big idiot driving a pick up was looking down, I yelled, watch out!! He slammed on his breaks, obviously spilled his coffee in his lap and yelled, "Why don't you stay home!" I said- "good come back you fat f**cking slob."
couple months ago, high school or college girls cat-calling me about my hot legs from about 100 feet away in a car.
i almost ran over there to tell them i was 50; i'm sure they wouldv'e been grossed out. lol
ps i have to say, it did feel good to know i fooled them.
I've also had people say, "Sexy!" before, but the most memorable time with that is this really fat girl yelled it to me when I was running. I was more disgusted than flattered that time.
Once a car slowed down to exactly my pace and followed me for about 50 meters, slowing down traffic behind him. He kept looking at me, then back at his speedometer. He finally asked, "What pace are you running?"
"Hey you Dirty Mexican" from an 8 year old girl in a playground.
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runn wrote:
I ran in front of the exit to a drive through Dunkin Donuts. This big idiot driving a pick up was looking down, I yelled, watch out!! He slammed on his breaks, obviously spilled his coffee in his lap and yelled, "Why don't you stay home!" I said- "good come back you fat f**cking slob."
and you wonder why no one likes you
I had a homeless man shambling around wearing unlaced combat boots say,
"Hey! Yah wanna run with me?! I just finished 30K!"
seriously.... wrote:
runn wrote:I ran in front of the exit to a drive through Dunkin Donuts. This big idiot driving a pick up was looking down, I yelled, watch out!! He slammed on his breaks, obviously spilled his coffee in his lap and yelled, "Why don't you stay home!" I said- "good come back you fat f**cking slob."
and you wonder why no one likes you
I thought this comback was 100% appropriate, it is not the runners fault that some guy was going to run him over when the law requires the driver to yield. If the driver gets all pissy about it the runner should be a smart a$$ back.
"Look out for the iguanas!" Yelled by an old guy whom I passed while on a tempo run. To this day, I still have no idea what he was talking about.