Tell your dog to bite me wrote:
Pit Bull walker guy wrote:...Well my pit has it's ears and tail. It sleeps with the baby and has only bit it a couple of times, so it's perfectly safe. And he only attacks runners when they make some kind of movement, or have a weird expression on their faces.
Otherwise he's very gentle and walks with me everywhere...
Funny stuff
Yeah, we got that. No need to point it out to everyone.
Pit Bull walker guy wrote:
Dober "runner" man wrote:I regularly run him in races. He doesn't cut the courses, nor does he veer off to even go to the bathroom. Dobermans are loyal to their owners and mine refuses to be more than 5-10 feet away from me during our runs.
Dobermans were developed by the Nazis, that's why they cut off their ears and their tails. I beat your dog doesn't have it's ears and tails, which shows what a dangerous dog you have.
Well my pit has it's ears and tail. It sleeps with the baby and has only bit it a couple of times, so it's perfectly safe. And he only attacks runners when they make some kind of movement, or have a weird expression on their faces.
Otherwise he's very gentle and walks with me everywhere.
So don't give me that stuff about your dog being safer than mine! I think this guy is trolling.
Your dog reminds me of this tragic news article I read not long ago. Hopefully the same doesn't happen you.
http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/6/10
Would have been third dog in Tracktown. Scroll down to runner with dog section in results. Second place had a break.
http://www.eclecticedgeracing2.com/uploads/2010_BARK_IN_THE_PARK_RESULTS.pdf
Randy Oldman wrote:
USATF rules prohibit strollers, baby-joggers, dogs, and headphones.
Eot!
I would wear headphones and then flip off the camera at the finish line. Listening to my favorite tunes while running is much more important than collecting a silly amount of money for running a race. If I had a dog, I would put it in the baby jogger and put headphones on it too just to pi55 everybody off a little more.
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9UEZyE70xTdYHuqreLvHppMGPGIvFq3uwNzrrxQwAvbDilDJUHQThe consensus is that you're trolling. Post the link; Otherwise, shut up.
No, the consensus is that he started a humorous thread. Jeez! Enjoy..
hjasldfjk wrote:
The reason your dog gets no prize money is because it's a dog!!! I think for the next NYC Marathon Ie'm gonna enter a fleet of horses so I can collect all the top place prizes and awards for shattering the world and course records.
I would be willing to bet a significant amount of money that a horse could not even come close to the wr in the marathon. By mile 15 it would be stuggling to finish because it probly would run the first three miles at 3min mile pace (just guessing, i have no idea if thats too fast or slow) . Horses race humans over 50 miles regularly and the humans win 9 times out of 10, and these arent even close to elite runners. My guess would be that a horse would struggle to run sub 2:20. Also, a dog running 16:15 is pretty impressive, i would try to get that cash
heyo! wrote:
A race with a $100 dollar prize was won in 16:xx? Nope. Some one somewhere will come out of the wood-work for a $100 dollars.
Just because it is unlikely to you does not mean it doesn't happen. The results tp the below link are in pdf (which is why I didn't direct link them), but this was much more then the OP's prize money, and was won in 16:07.
http://www.rynorunning.com/red-rock-5k.phpMy guess would be no one wanted to run this after the previous race was won in 14:30ish.
Dober "runner" man wrote:
Never thought I'd be posting about this but my dog and I recently placed 1st and 2nd in a local 5k that offers prize money, $100 for 1st, $50 for 2nd, and $25 for 3rd. I paid the registration fee for my dog and he ran with his number attached to his harness.
He's a purebred Doberman Pinscher that runs 60 miles a week with me and I thought it would be fun to run a race with him. The kicker is that he actually got 1st overall, 16:15 to my 16:16 as he ALWAYS likes to run in front of me. I left early from the race and just got my $100 for 1st place in the mail. Do I have any recourse for claiming the 100 and 50 for the both of us?
For full disclosure he was not on a leash so there's no way they could claim "aiding a runner", secondly, they don't mention "person or people" in the consent form ... It only says "participant".
Participant:
Noun:
A person who takes part in something.
/end thread.
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nicetry5kslobber wrote:
Dober "runner" man wrote:Never thought I'd be posting about this but my dog and I recently placed 1st and 2nd in a local 5k that offers prize money, $100 for 1st, $50 for 2nd, and $25 for 3rd. I paid the registration fee for my dog and he ran with his number attached to his harness.
He's a purebred Doberman Pinscher that runs 60 miles a week with me and I thought it would be fun to run a race with him. The kicker is that he actually got 1st overall, 16:15 to my 16:16 as he ALWAYS likes to run in front of me. I left early from the race and just got my $100 for 1st place in the mail. Do I have any recourse for claiming the 100 and 50 for the both of us?
For full disclosure he was not on a leash so there's no way they could claim "aiding a runner", secondly, they don't mention "person or people" in the consent form ... It only says "participant".
Participant:
Noun:
A person who takes part in something.
/end thread.
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So now you have to be a person to be able to participate in something?
runasfastasucanforaslongasucan wrote:
What the Hell were you trying to prove? If I was the race director, I wouldn't pay your dog a dime. I wouldn't pay you either for trying to pull this stupid stunt. If I was on your state USATF board, I would have you banned for this!
I love overly self-important folks like this.
One of the most funniest threads in a long time.
I think its 4 legs creates an unfair advantage so it should not get any money.
Maybe ask the race director to send some doggie biscuits just to teach your clever dog that "pets do win prizes"
Randy Oldman wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon
THEY COULDNT JUST ADD 4.2 MORE MILES?
Pizzaguy wrote:
Randy Oldman wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_MarathonTHEY COULDNT JUST ADD 4.2 MORE MILES?
They deduct 15 minutes from the horse times.
dixswizzle: Careful on this...
In the 100 mile horse race at the 2010 World Equestrian Games held in Kentucky the winning time was 10 hrs 55 min and 44 sec (and that included 3hrs and 20 min of mandatory vet holds). That’s a pace of 6:33 min/mile over the 100 miles (again including holds). I also won’t even get into the fact that the horse has to meet a low pulse criteria before the “hold time” starts so the riders have to control their pace during the ride. Just taking into account the actual running time of 7:35:44, that is 4:55 pace. That would equate to about a 2:08 marathon, a well-trained endurance horse like that (pure Arabians by the way) if “only” doing a 26.2 miler could go well below the human marathon WR.
Here’s a link to the results:
http://www.alltechfeigames.com/competition/discipline.aspx?id=226
(Click on “team and individual results” about half way down the page.)
By the way… this whole thread is an interesting Troll Fest.
This is the most entertaining thread since the pretend Kenyan Let'sRun thread!
If you insist on posting so frequently will you please bother to learn the difference between a contraction and a possessive pronoun.
It's illegal to have an unrestrained dog in a public place. Thus during the race both of you broke the penal code and neither should have been awarded any monies.
RIP: D3 All-American Frank Csorba - who ran 13:56 in March - dead
RENATO can you talk about the preparation of Emile Cairess 2:06
Running for Bowerman Track Club used to be cool now its embarrassing
Great interview with Steve Cram - says Jakob has no chance of WRs this year
Hats off to my dad. He just ran a 1:42 Half Marathon and turns 75 in 2 months!
2017 World 800 champ Pierre-Ambroise Bosse banned 1 year for whereabouts failures