OK Ahole I suggest that sometime over the next year you volunteer to act as a RD for an event. We'll see how well you do.
But running would be a good time with family and friends on Thanksgiving AM so I want to bandit the race. There is almost no charitable benefit that the race supports, I don't feel like running fast, won't take aid, cross the finish line, etc. So, rather than paying $40 to run around the town I grew up in I am not going to pay and instead run and have a good time and then go spend the $40 on something more worthwhile. Thoughts?
Do you think those police officers block traffic out of the goodness of their heart? Portojohns pop up over night like magic mushrooms?
Put up or shut up d!ckhead.