I'm sitting here in Provo with German right now. You are all so out of the loop. He has transferred to BYU and will be leaving on his mission in a few weeks. This will give him some time to heal up while spreading the word.
I'm sitting here in Provo with German right now. You are all so out of the loop. He has transferred to BYU and will be leaving on his mission in a few weeks. This will give him some time to heal up while spreading the word.
I heard German changed the main Facebook picture of himself, to not be the one where he is looking seductively into the camera while licking something off a spoon.
mr. analyzing wrote:
Sigh... since German Fernandez is such a viral topic, you know half the posts on this thread are going to be jokes and clever items, as opposed to serious discussion.
Half? You are seriously overestimating the amount of serious discussion going on here.
coach bigfoot wrote:
I heard German decided to take the semester off to learn the ins and outs of the stock market.
Slight confusion here... he took the semester off to learn how to stock at in & out. I saw him there in L.A. just yesterday.
Just received a text from him. He must be in trouble. He asked me to send lawyers, guns, and money.
More than anything else OSU is going for the three-peat this year and all individual agendas and performances have been put on the back burners for now! I'm sure that all of their workouts have been designed and tailored to maximize the "pack strategy" needed to accomplish this goal. German probably is in great shape or they would have posted something by now (maybe ?). As a fan and follower of OSU cross country, I'm sure that a lot of people are wondering In their minds, whether or not German will be able to hold off Lukas Verzbicas in the straight at Terre Haute. If he gets beat by him in this way, which is bound to happen, it will be psychologically crushing to all of those fans who put so much of their time and energy into supporting him over the last few years. On the other hand, if German crushes him in the straight, it will redeem everything positive that anyone has ever said about him. I wish him the best of luck this year and I would personally love to see the three-peat happen! The talent is hopefully still there and just dormant below the surface but I also think that is personal priorities may have changed and he simply just does not want this like once did. College can form and mold you into another person which in the long run of ones life is for the best. Possibly after 2009, he clearly saw what others in his sport were sacrificing to get to the top and realized that it was not worth it for him personally. Who knows?
Sitting here with German this morning having a cup of coffee with him while we read through these posts. We've had some good laughs, but he told me that no one has got it right quite yet. As a side note, his hair looks perfect this morning. We're off to go play the cello - with his bear, of course.
I heard that he has given up running in favor of race walking. I have business from time to time in Stillwater, and saw doing some training this morning, along with Lon Chaney and the Queen.
"German probably is in great shape or they would have posted something by now (maybe ?)."
I hope you are kidding. No news of injury or fitness status EVER comes out of Smith's camp.
I just got done skyping German and it appears his nose piercing became infected in August and forced him to miss this upcoming cross country season.
I heard German was working on those moves like Jager
I heard German killed Caylee Anthony
when the hell did we start calling teams 'camps' wtf is that?!?!?!
camp, I feel like I am in medieval times of some shiz... OSU is not a camp, its a f'ing cross country team...
I swear, every time an XC runners say lame shiz like that, a football player, some where, gives a runner and atomic weggy in a locker room... its a fact
I'd give you an atomic "weggy" for saying shiz twice in 3 lines
Fast Action Jackson wrote:
when the hell did we start calling teams 'camps' wtf is that?!?!?!
camp, I feel like I am in medieval times of some shiz... OSU is not a camp, its a f'ing cross country team...
I swear, every time an XC runners say lame shiz like that, a football player, some where, gives a runner and atomic weggy in a locker room... its a fact
I saw him do some karaoke at the Oyster Cloister shack on Thursdays... he sang "you took the words right out of my mouth" by meatloaf
He made the ladies swoon, his hair was lookin' real good.
I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
Just got a text from German, he said that he's burning dinosaur bones before taking the river down to Stillwater to ride a pack of dogs. Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.
I saw him last night, he and his Cupie Doll hair-do are waiting tables at a Pasta Pomodoro.
Fast Action Jackson wrote:
when the hell did we start calling teams 'camps' wtf is that?!?!?!
camp, I feel like I am in medieval times of some shiz... OSU is not a camp, its a f'ing cross country team...
I swear, every time an XC runners say lame shiz like that, a football player, some where, gives a runner and atomic weggy in a locker room... its a fact
Not very well versed in grown-up english, are you?
I just got off the phone with a teammate on the OSU squadron, he told me German is alive but not in shape. He told me stillwater was METH-LAB capital of the U.S. and that german is addicted to Crystal Meth. He also told me he roller blades to class with a fanny pack around his waste. And his new training consist of TWERKING on the floor for 6hours a day. WOW im excited to see him win NCAA. G-dangit durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr letsrun.com! never troll again!