"ITS ON"
"ITS ON"
um....ever heard of jordan hasay?
Get out of the bathroom, you whore!
Yell 'SUCK IT B1TCHES!!!)
Go away wrote:
F-18 is a fighter jet, you stupid teenage club-rat.
What's the matter little pumpkin? Did you mommy take away your military video games?
Now go away. Learn something about the interwebs. There is still hope you can learn, even at your advanced age.
I recently won a road race and was interviewed for a local paper afterwards and I made sure I said "winner winner chicken dinner" to the point where it almost has to be in the article. If it is, then I consider my running career a success, and I can retire a winner. WINNING
Duh loser!
This 5K field is shit! This field is cat shit! They are all cat shit stuck to the bottom of my sprinting shoe! Of my world record breaking sprinting perfect platinum Nike!
http://www.hark.com/clips/rzwgwqjjzz-i-dont-fit-into-their-format-their-format-is-shit
Obviously SCOREBOARD!
best one.
or else duh, winning.
Why not yell a co-star Jon Cryer catchphrase: "Thanks, a$$hole".
5K Masheen wrote:
This 5K field is shit! This field is cat shit! They are all cat shit stuck to the bottom of my sprinting shoe! Of my world record breaking sprinting perfect platinum Nike!
http://www.hark.com/clips/rzwgwqjjzz-i-dont-fit-into-their-format-their-format-is-shit
We have a winner. I mean, you'd look like a total asshole for yelling that after you cross the line. But that's perfect.
Say What ? wrote:
Go away wrote:F-18 is a fighter jet, you stupid teenage club-rat.
What's the matter little pumpkin? Did you mommy take away your military video games?
Now go away. Learn something about the interwebs. There is still hope you can learn, even at your advanced age.
listen, you're both right. however, when you yell, "I'm an F-18, bro" no one is going to go, ah, a/s/l talk, nice. so please stop fighting on my thread.
my top choices so far are:
*i'm an f-18, bro! (goes well w/ the post race SmIce)
duh, winning! (obvi)
*tiger blood! (i don't actually like this one, but if that was really a chick that suggested it, i have to give it some consideration.)
and
*i've got Adonis DNA!
also, i'm considering "scoreboard!" but that is not as clearly attributable to charlie as it is often used at sporting events.
props to the winner winner chicken dinner guy. let us know if they use that.
please keep the votes coming.
I have one speed, one gear: GO!
Dying's for fools. Now, there are certain paces I will not entertain because that's how people finish off the podium. I'm sorry for the guys who went out too fast, but you shoulda had a plan before you came to the race.
I can't believe no one has suggested his best line to date:
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner? I don't think so. Winner, winner, SHEEN dinner!"
Funny discussion but PLEASE don't do this.
I have seen 20 year-old runners do this planned-yelling-of-something-stupid thing at the line before, and it is always just embarrassing for everyone as some pipsqueak tries to mightily bellow some catchphrase but ends up just shrieking like an out-of-breath girl. And these days, it might end up on video.
Just don't do it.
"Winner, winner. Sheen Dinner"
I cant believe this hasnt been posted yet!
"Cant is the cancer of happen!"
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
I hope you lose!
How about "HEY,EVERYBODY,LOOK AT ME! ME! ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE AND A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG!"?
Worthy of Charlie, and apparently of you, too.