"Wonderly handsome"? So you're stupid AND gay. Should we also add "woeful sense of inadequacy" to your repertoire as well? Because we all know YOU certainly couldn't run any of those times.
PS- You called him Lukas V. because you didn't know how to spell his last name didn't you? I mean, look at what a difficult a time you had with spelling "Derrick". If you are still in high school, I'd recommend you start studying for the SAT asap because Arizona State University might not accept you with your inevitable combined score of 1190.