Keep your job. Make sure that EVERYONE, most importantly your boss, knows that you have waaaaaaaaaay more money than them. When your boss tells you to do something, unzip and piss on his leg while screaming, "I DO NOT ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHO IS SO UNIMPORTANT AS YOU. COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE MY LUNCH READY!" Surf the web, mainly this site, all day at work, dressing and acting in the most obnoxious manner you can think of.
When you get fired, and you should, you will be able to drawn money for 99 weeks as you suck from the Obama tit. Use that money to just play with. Seriously--strip clubs and online gambling.
Enjoy!