fagen is not a semitic
They were both born with sunglasses on.
Donald celebrated his bar mitzvah at Kendall Park's Congregation Beth Shalom in 1961, a synagogue his father helped found
Fagen's family is from India. He's not Semitic.
Goldblum roots are Mongol/Russia. He might be 1/10th Jewish but no more. He's 1/2 Asian.
Fagan is not nearly as tall, and he's so ugly that when the band actually used to tour, they brought some other blond singer in so people could avert their eyes.
