I was driving and had to go BAD! There was no place to pull off the side of the road without being seen(or being arrested). I found a KFC, but it is still cold here and I had on 3 layers of clothes and I could'nt get them off in time. There I stood, a 36 year old man pissing on himself at the urinal. What a low point in life! Getting from the bathroom to my truck without anyone noticing was quite a trick. Am I alone in this experience?
Water bottle, works every time.
Dude I do that every night. Sometimes with the clothes on and sometimes with them off. With all the towels I go through, it gets kind of expensive.
wait, are you saying its unusual to regularly pee yourself when you're in your 30s? I need to go talk to my mother.
Do you smell like maple syrup now?
Were you drunk at the time?
wjc wrote:
Were you drunk at the time?
No. Thats what worries me.
i may need depends wrote:
I was driving and had to go BAD! There was no place to pull off the side of the road without being seen(or being arrested). I found a KFC, but it is still cold here and I had on 3 layers of clothes and I could'nt get them off in time. There I stood, a 36 year old man pissing on himself at the urinal. What a low point in life! Getting from the bathroom to my truck without anyone noticing was quite a trick. Am I alone in this experience?
You should have called me, I would have pissed on you.
With more and more rest stops being closed or padlocked for security and/or economic reasons, a lot more guys are going to piss on themselves. Be prepared.
Maybe try stopping before it gets so bad next time? If there isn't a rest stop you can always pull off on an exit ramp . . .
i may need depends wrote:
Getting from the bathroom to my truck without anyone noticing was quite a trick. Am I alone in this experience?
If you were at KFC, does it really matter if you pissed yourself? You probably fit in well with the rest of the clientele.
Insane Idiot wrote:
With more and more rest stops being closed or padlocked for security and/or economic reasons, a lot more guys are going to piss on themselves. Be prepared.
Dude, there is an american triumvirate (mcdonalds, wendys, burger king) about every 2.4 miles.
Eh, one time when I was 20 I was doing an 18 mile long run during the winter. At about mile 16, I suddenly had to shit worse than ever in my life. It was everything I could do to get to a gas station without shitting myself. I sat down, my ass exploded, and not wanting to take a long break during my long run, especially so near the end, I whiped my ass with my gloves on. Well, the poo was not very localized on my ass, and I ended up whiping poo all over my right glove. Luckily they were cheap gloves I guess.
I don't think it's a sign of doom for you, OP, I just think you probably waited too long for your bladder.
This happened to me a few months ago, I work with a developmentally disabled gentleman and it is a 5 minute process to get him out of the van, which I had to do to leave the van and go to the bathroom. so anyway we're on our way to walmart and waiting in traffic to get there, I have to pee but not too bad. as I'm waiting at the last light all of a sudden it's like BING no more waiting, I gotta piss. So I pull into walmart and begin fumbling with the wheelchair locks, and trying to squeeze my dick between my legs, finally I decide the hell with it and grab a bottle, but don't quite make it out of my pants before I start pissing. I wound up pissing all over myself and the floor of the van as I tried to get the bottle over the pee hole.