Initial Poster - Posts a good question.
1st Respondent - Posts a good answer.
2nd Respondent - "I like that but only if they're in spankies."
3rd - (from woman) "Why do you BOYS always have to degenerate a good topic to show that you have a hard-on."
4th - (from sensitive man) "I don't look at their beauty, just how fast they are."
5th - (man) Paula is hot but I've got my speed goggles on."
6th - (woman) "Those are the boys who don't get any."
7th - (man) "Can we please get back on topic?"
8th - (man) "I'd like to get on Paula."
9th - (man) "Paula is hideous. Nice f***ing socks! The girls at Fill In The Blank University where I go to school are much better looking."
10th - (woman) "She wears them to help her circulation you ass!"
11th - (Beavis) "Huh Huh. She said "ass"."
12th - (man) "Fill In The Blank Universtiy SUCKS ASS! They are so overrated. There are many DIII schools that could kick their ass!"
13th - (DIII guy) "Yeah, you run fast, but we are smarter and make more money."
12th - "DIII, you're a dick."
13th - "I F***ING HATE JASON! TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK!!"
14th - "Reality is reflected in the silver backed glass."
15th - "How about if you stop the proverbial speech you dumbass?"
16th - "Speech is truth but only to those who perceive it as such."
17th - "Wttbb is the same troll as PBK, Joe Black, Quince, et. al. Just ignore him."
18th - "What does any of this have to do with the first question?"
19th - "I agree. I've got greener pastures to go to. I'm leaving."
20th - "Don't go away in a huff. You've provided valuable information in the past. Don't let those sophomoric boys and trolls get to you. Honestly, please stay."
21st - (DIII guy) "Carl Paranya. Enough said."
22nd - (DI guy) "What, one guy EVER in DIII breaks 4 and you keep bringing him up to show that DIII is full of good runners. Ritz would eat him for breakfast."
23rd - "Who'd be faster in a 3200, Ritz or Webb?"
24th - "Go back to Dyestat with that Ritz/Webb crap. If you haven't noticed, both are in college now and don't run the 3200!!!!!"
25th - "Actually Webb left college."
26th - "No he didn't you dumbass, he transfered. He's at George Mason now."
27th - "Won't see Webb running for George Mason though, so it's not a transfer."
28th - "It's a transfer you shithead. Transfers can be for school only. Just because he signed with Reebok doesn't mean it isn't a transfer."
29th - "Umm, he signed with Nike."
30th - "Sara Bei is hot, that's all I know."
31st (woman) "Get you hand out of your lap."
32nd - "I'm wrapped in a cloak of confusion."
33rd - "Maybe that's because you are a dumbass."
34th - "Maybe you are."
35th - "Wejo, do an IP search. I am NOT PBK."
36th - "Well, your mom is PBK (Pig Butt Killer).
37th - "What does that even mean? Try again with a witty comeback. That was the stupidest thing I have ever read."
38th - (Martin Franklin) "Read my no training guide to a 2:11 marathon."
39th - (Chandra Bozelko) - "Martin, you are the one for me."
40th - "Why the hell would you vote Republican?"
41st - "Oops. Sorry, wrong thread. My bad."
42nd - "Why don't you look to see who you are posting to?"
43rd "It's 'whom'."
44th "Shut the hell up with your grammar. Bad grammar doesn't mean someone is stupid, especially when casually typing on a message board. I could check but I want to do it fast."
45th "Bad grammar doesn't show you aren't stupid either."
46th "DII is better than DIII though. Western beat Colorado in the shootout."
47th "For the 8 millionth time, Colorado won. You don't count Western's 8th and 9th men in scoring. Where the hell did you learn to score a meet?"
48th "Like Colorado cares about winning against Western anyway."
49th "You suck."
50th "So do you."