Grilfriend wants me to come to her family christmas, we've only been dating 2 weeks

Judgement call wrote:

If your'e already into her panties or have the hots for her then yeah go. But if you have other girls to play with then ask her if the family just passes out presents or of they will get into the whole mythology, weird rituals and shit and go only if it's a benign deal. I wouldn't want to participate in any hate rituals given the track record of Christians and the worship of genocide and mass murder. Hitler, Stalin, Robert E. Lee, Trumen, LBJ, W. Bush, Obama, Queen Victoria, Churchill, ... were all Christians.

You are cuckoo. My family is Christian and we have never done any of the Christmas rituals you mention, nor do we do any more than your family probably does on Christmas. Put the hate back in the jar and save it for your own celebrations.

If that's how you feel nhen why do you subscribe to Christianity, the Religion of Genocide ? Only to meet girls ?

Religion of Genocide wrote:

If that's how you feel nhen why do you subscribe to Christianity, the Religion of Genocide ? Only to meet girls ?

You are a moron.

Religion of Genocide wrote:

If that's how you feel nhen why do you subscribe to Christianity, the Religion of Genocide ? Only to meet girls ?

What? Is there another reason?

Racehorse wrote:

Just to play Devil's advocate, would you like to go to your family Christmas alone and have to deal with all the family, or would you prefer to be there with a member of the opposite sex? I think the answer is obvious. I do not think she is calling this a serious commitment as much as she just does not want to be at a boring event with no distractions.

All I heard in your rambling post that resonated with me was the word sex.

Pass

Typical beta male behavior

Pass

Reverse Eifel tower, mom and sister with your GF taping it. LEGEND

I'm still trying to picture it. Doesn't this require the use of strap-on, two strap-ons to be exact?

ghost of christmas past wrote:

Ive known her for about 6 months, but only really talked for about a month, 2 weeks ago we became official (her words, not mine)

She is extremely religious, we have not slept together.

The mother is semi-hot with two younger sisters.

Im not sure if this is relevant but she sent me a text saying "we should get a puppy lol"

1. Despite the short amount of time you've been dating, do you think she's someone you might want to marry?

2. Are you willing to screw her over (no pun intended) in a cruel way for a 30% chance of sex and a 90% chance of drama?

If neither answer is yes, don't go. Tell her you're not ready to spend a major family holiday with her after only dating for two weeks.

I don't know how old you are, but if she's not sleeping with you because she's extremely religious, my guess is that if she does sleep with you, it will be followed with expecting you to talk her through her whining, guilt and recriminations. And if she's a virgin, she's probably hoping every guy is "the one", even that guy she's only been dating for two weeks.

You'd probably have had more opportunities with the younger sisters - birth order and all - but at this point, do you really want to stick your dick into that can of worms?

D of D wrote:

Reverse Eifel tower, mom and sister with your GF taping it. LEGEND

I'm still trying to picture it. Doesn't this require the use of strap-on, two strap-ons to be exact?

Go man. Free food!!

Just make sure you get in a hard 18 mile run in the afternoon so as to arrive sufficiently hungry. Nothing beats free food.

Every now and then I go to church mass when they give out free food especially during holidays.

I agree! So depressing! I'd rather that my date prepared a pb&j for me than eat there (or any of those depressing suburban restaurants)! Gross!

so since you are going you need to take care of some business:

1. are you getting her a present?

I say no, keep her off balance

2. are you getting her parents a present?

I say yes a bottle of wine

3. what are your sleeping arrangements at their house?

I say you end up in the room with the brother or the dog

4. do you have patience?

you are gonna hate this time and get nothing while at her parents, but when you get back it will all pay off

5. how are you going to break up with her?

you need to start planning this now, you should have started your plan before you started dating

6. how sure are you that you are in control of this situation?

she may not be all that innocent and she may be luring you into some kinda trap, let someone know where you are going so they know where to start asking questions later, leave a trail of breadcrumbs and have a getaway plan

Do some research, does she have any hot sisters? Is her Mom hot?

If she likes you that much maybe her sister(s) and Mom will too.

Nothing like comparing the bedroom skills for families.

I see this playing out very well for you.

You get drunk, try to hit on the mother, sisters, father and end up trying to get it on with the dog. pass out in a pool of your own vomit.

she becomes a nun.

Did you really need to drop your 5k xc stats on us? I wasn't ready for that bombsell.

Im not sure if this is relevant but she sent me a text saying "we should get a puppy lol"[/quote]

Run!!!!!!!!

This whole thread should've been ended after the first five words of the subject.

There would be no argument.

And he'd be happy.

Win win