Obviously based off of the commercial, who is the most interesting man or woman that you have ever met? Why?
Obviously based off of the commercial, who is the most interesting man or woman that you have ever met? Why?
I met a very interesting man at a party at my aunt's house last year for Mother's Day. He captivated the entire room with his strange accent and incredible stories. He was a special ops Ranger in the Rhodesian Army (before Rhodesia became Zimbabwe obviously). He spoke a couple of African dialects as well as English, French, Dutch, German, and Russian (fluently). When he and his ranger buddies had an extended holiday, they would often take trips to Europe and smuggle limousines from Czechoslovakia to Austria to make a quick buck. He claimed that he and his ranger pals once, during the running of the bulls in Spain, wrestled a bull to the ground AND made it drink excessive amounts of wine. He and his friends were then escorted out of the country. Since his days as a ranger he has calmed down a bit. He came to America about 20 years ago, got a masters in engineering from MIT, and scored a hot American wife. Recently, while he and his wife were in France for a long holiday simply enjoying each other's company at a cafe on the Champs Elysee, some French d bags at the cafe were talking (in French) about how stupid his wife is. Having wittingly concealed the fact that he could speak French, the French d bags had no idea that he understood what they were saying. In the midst of their banter, he waltzed over to them and in perfect French asked them why there are trees on the Champs Elysee. Stunned that he could speak French, the French d bags said they had no idea. He quickly fired back saying in German, "The Germans like to march in the shade." Then, he said in English that he would kill them before they could count to four if they said another thing about his wife. The man really is the most interesting person I have ever met.
A truly interesting man would have let it go about his wife and kept a cool head.
Was this a troll? If not, damn, this guy has some stories.
Simpleton wrote:
I met a very interesting man at a party at my aunt's house last year for Mother's Day. He captivated the entire room with his strange accent and incredible stories. He was a special ops Ranger in the Rhodesian Army (before Rhodesia became Zimbabwe obviously). He spoke a couple of African dialects as well as English, French, Dutch, German, and Russian (fluently). When he and his ranger buddies had an extended holiday, they would often take trips to Europe and smuggle limousines from Czechoslovakia to Austria to make a quick buck. He claimed that he and his ranger pals once, during the running of the bulls in Spain, wrestled a bull to the ground AND made it drink excessive amounts of wine. He and his friends were then escorted out of the country. Since his days as a ranger he has calmed down a bit. He came to America about 20 years ago, got a masters in engineering from MIT, and scored a hot American wife. Recently, while he and his wife were in France for a long holiday simply enjoying each other's company at a cafe on the Champs Elysee, some French d bags at the cafe were talking (in French) about how stupid his wife is. Having wittingly concealed the fact that he could speak French, the French d bags had no idea that he understood what they were saying. In the midst of their banter, he waltzed over to them and in perfect French asked them why there are trees on the Champs Elysee. Stunned that he could speak French, the French d bags said they had no idea. He quickly fired back saying in German, "The Germans like to march in the shade." Then, he said in English that he would kill them before they could count to four if they said another thing about his wife. The man really is the most interesting person I have ever met.
Nothing quite so interesting as violence and the threat of violence to the not yet matured male brain. The guy you described is an ahole.
Oh really, he could speak different languages? Wow, I'm impressed. Not. You lost me with your German joke. It was vile and oh, so unoriginal.
Tom Smothers-pole vaulter
Ann Ford Uzielli Scarborough- yes those Fords, that Giancarlo(Gianni) and that Chuck.
Of course you are not impressed, you are a weak beta male. The type mentioned in this story at the
The Real UncleB wrote:
Simpleton wrote:I met a very interesting man at a party at my aunt's house last year for Mother's Day. He captivated the entire room with his strange accent and incredible stories. He was a special ops Ranger in the Rhodesian Army (before Rhodesia became Zimbabwe obviously). He spoke a couple of African dialects as well as English, French, Dutch, German, and Russian (fluently). When he and his ranger buddies had an extended holiday, they would often take trips to Europe and smuggle limousines from Czechoslovakia to Austria to make a quick buck. He claimed that he and his ranger pals once, during the running of the bulls in Spain, wrestled a bull to the ground AND made it drink excessive amounts of wine. He and his friends were then escorted out of the country. Since his days as a ranger he has calmed down a bit. He came to America about 20 years ago, got a masters in engineering from MIT, and scored a hot American wife. Recently, while he and his wife were in France for a long holiday simply enjoying each other's company at a cafe on the Champs Elysee, some French d bags at the cafe were talking (in French) about how stupid his wife is. Having wittingly concealed the fact that he could speak French, the French d bags had no idea that he understood what they were saying. In the midst of their banter, he waltzed over to them and in perfect French asked them why there are trees on the Champs Elysee. Stunned that he could speak French, the French d bags said they had no idea. He quickly fired back saying in German, "The Germans like to march in the shade." Then, he said in English that he would kill them before they could count to four if they said another thing about his wife. The man really is the most interesting person I have ever met.
Nothing quite so interesting as violence and the threat of violence to the not yet matured male brain. The guy you described is an ahole.
I was a pirate, among other interesting things. But people are fascinated by my pirate stories and some other swashbuckling things I've done. Not to mention that I'm in my early 50's, look like I'm in my 30's, have an 8 pack (abs), and can't keep the women in their 20's away from me.
I'm married and have never cheated despite the MANY temptations and opportunities. I drink whiskey on the rocks and the occasional beer- whatever you're serving.
Well, the only people I know who can speak more than one language with fluency speak english and spanglish. And I just call them Mexican. So this guy seems ok to me.
"A truly interesting man would have let it go about his wife and kept a cool head."
-it literally makes me cringe reading some of the responses on this thread. it seems as if real men are dead. of course, this explains alot of the faggy PC comments made on this site.
political unrest wrote:
"A truly interesting man would have let it go about his wife and kept a cool head."
-it literally makes me cringe reading some of the responses on this thread. it seems as if real men are dead. of course, this explains alot of the faggy PC comments made on this site.
I AGREE
what do you call to someone who can speak two langues? - bilingual
what do you call to someone who can speak more than two languages? - polyglot
what do you call to someone who can only speak one language? - american
[quote]DrFranklin wrote:
Of course you are not impressed, you are a weak beta male. The type mentioned in this story at the
True weakness is your juvenile false bravado conjured up from the safety of sitting in front of your PC
But what can one expect from a person who learned what it is to be a man from Hollywood movies and Tv shows.
The Real UncleB wrote:
[quote]DrFranklin wrote:
Of course you are not impressed, you are a weak beta male. The type mentioned in this story at the
True weakness is your juvenile false bravado conjured up from the safety of sitting in front of your PC
How bout a knuckle sandwich, Lollipop ?
yabbering on and about the right and wrong of a troll post.
we got some sorryassed folks on the board!
yabbering on and on about the right and wrong of a troll post's imaginary guy.
we got some sorryassed folks on the board!