So I think these two guys are trying to break into my home. I see the same two creepy old guys always driving around my neighborhood in an old van. They always park outside my house and are looking in and spying on me. Some background info, my family is currently in Paris for the holidays so I am left to defend the house myself. Any clever ideas for self defense and home security? I live in a traditionally safe chicago suburb so I am a little surprised this is happening.
keep the change ya filthy animal
That's messed up. I suggest you call the police.
hell yea bruh wrote:
That's messed up. I suggest you call the police.
didn't you ever see "home alone"?
Whatever you do, please stay out of Buzz's room. I don't think he would be very happy with you going through his stuff.
Too bad this got called out so quickly. I laughed hard when I read this. We could have suckered some people and seen how long this lasted.
Excellent trolling.
This happened to me a few years ago.
You were on the right track.
The first thing you do in this situation is get on Letsrun and ask for advice.
The same thing can be said for most of life's situations.
Buzz, your girlfriend... Woof.