Homeland Security: we've partnered with WalMart

towhee wrote:

It just gets weirder and weirder.

http://drudgereport.com/flash2n.htm

WASHINGTON -- Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano today announced the expansion of the Department’s national “If You See Something, Say Something” campaign to hundreds of Walmart stores across the country—launching a new partnership between DHS and Walmart to help the American public play an active role in ensuring the safety and security of our nation.

“Homeland security starts with hometown security, and each of us plays a critical role in keeping our country and communities safe,” said Secretary Napolitano. “I applaud Walmart for joining the ‘If You See Something, Say Something’ campaign.

Next, they'll try to "connect" with individuals and families.

If someone in your family is acting strangely, they may be a member of a terrorist organization. Ever wonder why your six-month old is holding that sippy cup oddly? Or, why your wife, unlike all others, doesn't mind that you leave the toilet seat up? With our program, for a low $19.99 monthly membership to support our ever-increasing debt to the rest of the world, you can get a free get-out-of-jail card which allows you to pop a cap in their ass and have no negative consequences. Plus, you get a complementary coffee mug and t-shirt with your picture and president Obama, straight from Kenya. Now, go buy that gun at your local walmart and start your own family terror spree tradition today!

This is appropriate and not unexpected. It is a well known fact that WalMart snack bars are generally regarded as "high value" targets among the terrorist community.

If there is ever a time to be vigilant, it's when you're fighting with a 300lb woman over the last $9 vacuum cleaner at WalMart. The life you save might just be your own.

So now we know that Walmart has cameras legally in the fitting rooms, those fancy new checkout scanners are doing more than calculating your total packag . . . ahem . . . price, and those friendly workers at the door seemingly invading your personal space more and more wasn't just a figment of your imagination.

if you see something strange you are supposed to report it? just check out www.peopleofwalmart.com to see what a calamity this will be for the dhs.

here is the message you will likely see if you go to WM...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czoww2l1xdw&feature=player_embedded

I thought right-wingers were the fear mongers'?

dont people realize that we NEED help with our daily lives? Seriously, dont you miss having your parents there to guide your every move? We NEED this!... we need cameras and TV screens everywhere! How else will they guide you?

This is great. Now we can lower the cost of Homeland security by outsourcing to the Chinese.

I don't think that I have ever been to a Walmart and have NOT seen anything suspicious in the parking lot.

I "had" to go to Wal-Mart on Sunday night b/c my daughter needed something for school the next morning and the CVS had closed.

It was the first time I had been to a Wal-Mart in years. THE PLACE WAS PACKED AT 9:45PM!!!!

I hate Wal-Mart and refuse to go there ever again.

I don't understand why people support that place, it does nothing but ruin our economy/country.

MonkeyMan wrote:

This is appropriate and not unexpected. It is a well known fact that WalMart snack bars are generally regarded as "high value" targets among the terrorist community.

If there is ever a time to be vigilant, it's when you're fighting with a 300lb woman over the last $9 vacuum cleaner at WalMart. The life you save might just be your own.

haha, well played, sir.

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