asdfasdfasdsad wrote:
I zone out when I run ... I don't hear anything because I'm so caught up daydreaming.
OK, then stay on the right side of the path while daydreaming and don't suddenly cut across it.
I have a friend who is deaf that is also a runner.
Same thing for your friend, he is smart enough to realize this, too bad you are not
Many of the super fast road bikes aren't heard coming. If the trail is crowded, who is actually going to continuously yell "on your left"?
Well, this bicyclist did yell on your left.
I'm very chatty when I'm on morning runs. Sometimes my teammates and I are talking so much that it can be hard to hear anything over the commotion.
Your teammates hate you and want you to shut up.
My girlfriend runs with her cell on the trail just in case of an emergency. She accidentally dropped it one time and immediately reacted by trying to catch the phone.
No surprise anyone willing to give it up to you is that stupid.
Sometimes I throw my arms out wide when I'm stretching on a morning run.
Freak.
My friend has one leg shorter than the other, he's always weaving slightly left when he runs.
Is he weaving? Weaving is going back and forth, if he does that he deserves to get hit. Or maybe he "vears left" all the time. If he is always vearing left he probably never gets to where he wants to go.
Sometimes I have a dog on a leash on the public trail. The dog might dart left to chase a cat in the woods.
I will run over your dog just for the fun of it.
Sometimes I ride my bike on the trail. One time I got a flat tire and suddenly wrecked. The wreck involved me flipping out of the saddle for the width of the trail.
I truly believe that you are this uncoordinated, you will eventually fall in your bathtub and break your neck. An earlier biking death would give you more cred.
My daughter is 8 years old. She is just learning to ride her bicycle and will sometimes suddenly weave.
Don't take anyone with your DNA out in public