eyyyyeeee, I would mucha ratha be a eatin' my mommas pasta and smackin my chef (wife) aroun', but itz'a time to predick tha america easta. So we gots dis haad'on from new hampsha named hockin. dispite the fack tha' he has been blazin the trails, you gotta give tha nod to that pasta fazule deekfahs. i mean, dis kid takes all da america easz races. well, kid ain't da word, maybe middle aged man. Den we gots a team raze of some sohts wit new hampsha and bostun yu. its gonna be a tite one, but like hockin is gonna lose, so is da wildcats. as fah the rezt of the conferenz, if you can call it dat much. they will all have little to no impack on tha duel meet up frunt.
jimmy da knobs