If letsrun is around 250 years from now, what kind of threads will we see?

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The cubs

JuanMore wrote: NRR: Could this be the year for the Cubs?

ANSWER: The cubs are converting to a two person badminton team next year. This is to save money and with a hope that they will be more competitive.

Living to 180 has its drawbacks......the post nuptual cut-off still occurs when you're in your 30's.

^^ yikes. That sounds more painful than the "blueballs" from the post-nuptual SHUT-off.

Can I do "Summer of Malmo" with all singles and 800m repeats?

While beaming around in my an anti-grav tube, a girl looked at me. Does she like me?

"When will the women's track records of the past millenium be broken?"

Do you think Brett Favre XII will return to play for the Los Angeles Aztecs? The highly controversial QB is undergoing ankle surgery in the off-season and has refused to give definite answer to Brad Childress IX on his possible return.

Brojos - please get rid of the holographic weight loss ad projecting the fat chick in a bikini into my living room.

geo wrote:

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

What are you doing on that board?

R'tharg Zbatz Jjjjjjjjoiuop was born in a different solar system and is not a real American, so his 10K record should not count as the American record. The real American record holder is still Jefferson Kipketer!

Zathmarg 'lprj Qapik VII was not born in American and his American 10K record shouldn't count. The real American 10K record holder is Paul Kipchir Kipketer.

I'm going to be running my first marathon in Chicago this year. I'm really excited and hoping to go under 2:05 so that I can qualify for Boston. Any advice?

There's nothing that hard about running 2:05 in the marathon. That's a time that any decently trained high school athlete should be able to do.

But hey, sure, whatever. Make sure you take plenty of walk breaks and download plenty of music into your brainPod, because I know how you slow-pokes just can't run without tunes. Oh, and please go into work the next day wearing your finisher's medal around your neck, talking about how it went. We all love hearing that. I'm planning on getting under 1:48 for the first time, but you won't hear me bragging about it, because it's not such a great time. I don't have a lot of talent, I just work really hard at it. You might want to try that.

Geez, it must have been great running marathons a couple of hundred years ago without all the losers clogging things up.

When you get new body parts, do you re-set all your PRs, or do the old PRs still count?

Blue-collar runner: Alter-G treadmill

Yuppie Runner: Alter-G treadmill on a space station

I just did a 8 x 400 workout in about 63 seconds each on mars. I'm coming back to earth to visit some friends and signed up for a 5k. What kinda time can I expect?

I'm going to Mars for holiday. What's a better place for altitude training? Olympus Mons or Tharsis Dome?

Any old timers still train in shoes? What's it like?

How many petabytes do I need to run Windows LXXXII?