Just Returned From Court - Busted for Peeing in the Bushes, cont.

Good lord, I had a buddy who got busted for that, cop just tapped him on the shoulder and said "I need to speak to you when youre finished there" and he got a $10 fine for public urination, and a bit of embarrassment for having to plead to it infront of a judge and little old ladies paying traffic fines, thats it. (this was in Montana)

Wow There wrote:

The cop is one sick bastard. He's sorry you weren't charged with something more serious? What the heck does he want? And why?

That says it all.

my buddy had to piss one night during xmas break, and we were riding the chicago el downtowm. he went between the cars, as is common for homeless people to do, and leaked. two undercovers were on the train and nabbed him when he got inside. they were generous enough to let him off with trespassing between cars only

yeah, i sometimes pee in the middle of parties. or at least i expose myself, but sometimes i get "stage fright"

Calling bs on this one. No cop is going to arrest you for taking a piss on a trail. Admit there was another guy with you and move on. Where do you think animals piss and shit, a rest room? Now if you were pissing on the police headquarters' steps that's another issue.

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Yep* wrote:

Calling bs on this one. No cop is going to arrest you for taking a piss on a trail. Admit there was another guy with you and move on. Where do you think animals piss and shit, a rest room? Now if you were pissing on the police headquarters' steps that's another issue.

No, this happens, man. I have seen it with my own two eyes.

The OP might have been gay in the bushes, but I saw a man get nabbed on the Capital Crescent Trail in DC. Up near Bethesda. Bike cop, same thing. No idea what happened to him, but he got stopped, etc.

Ever seen Officer Olivieri (sp?)? Some cops are just waiting to jump out of bushes and tackle people.

You have seen those Chris Hanson specials with the creepy pedophiles right? Well it is the same thing there. Those cops outside dressed like bushes. They always jump out of trees and point AK-47s at the guys, screaming and shit. The guys are usually these weak, fat losers who would never do anything. These cops just want an excuse to pretend they are in the military.

I want to be on the record that I am in full support of roughing up the child sex offenders, but it is totally unnecessary.

I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS, IN THE FIRST THREAD HE SAID THAT HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT 6:30 PM AND IN THE SECOND THREAD HE SAID IT WAS "EARLY ONE MORNING"

shiza wrote:

I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS, IN THE FIRST THREAD HE SAID THAT HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT 6:30 PM AND IN THE SECOND THREAD HE SAID IT WAS "EARLY ONE MORNING"

OP did address that early in the thread. Not sure why anyone would make this up though.

I was on the train going home and was busting.

Got off the train one stop before mine ,and took a pee over the edge of the platform.

Got half done and realised there were two cops and a policewoman standing no more than 10 feet away.

They saw me and ignored me.

Better things to do I guess.

The goal is to lock up as many people as possible. Its very lucrative, especially if the jails are "privatized".

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I totally understand why everyone thinks this is lame he was prosecuted (or even given a ticket in the first place). Agreed - on a trail, it doesn't seem like a big deal. The problem is drawing a line of where it is and isn't acceptable.

Why is a runner okay to whip his junk out in public (technically) and urinate, but if a guy on the sidewalk hanging out did the same it would be an issue? The problem is that you can't have a law that only applies to certain situations like the one the OP describes.

It's lame the cops don't turn the other way, but I'd prefer there to be a law that keeps crazy dudes from whipping their junk out in front of small children or something.

I'm glad it was just a misdemeanor, OP, but I'm sorry you couldn't beat the rap entirely.

As I understand it, judges usually dismiss these charges because the evidence won't stand up in court...

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Ryan Hall wrote:

Before the Olympic Trials we had to change all our travel plans because of all the crazy fires in Southern California, then I got a “disorderly conduct” ticket for urinated in the forest in Yosemite on the drive to San Francisco, and then there was an earthquake the morning we flew to New York.

On an unrelated note, can you perhaps get whichever of your moderators who pulled that thread (and probably many other threads) to do what the cop should do, and lighten up?

Back on topic: glad you (OP) got off with nothing serious, but still, absolutely ridiculous that you had to spend the time, money, and worry over this. Reminds me of when a group of us had a police car come up on the sidewalk to stop us: our crime? Jaywalking- 2 of us made it through on yellow, the last 2 on red. The cars waiting hadn't even moved by the time we were all across, but this guy floored it as if he was chasing a serial killer. His partner eventually had to get him to step away when he didn't take well to being asked for his badge number. I think some people just like to have power, and look for any chance to flaunt it.

He's a moron power hungry authoritarian who doesn't even need to be given a job sweeping the streets.