What are the names of your runs?

jo ho wrote:

My friends and I named a 5 miler 'The Saprano's Run' after a dead body was found in the creek the trail follows.

There was a dead body found on one of our routes too... except we haven't been back there since.

Irony wrote:

jo ho wrote:

My friends and I named a 5 miler 'The Saprano's Run' after a dead body was found in the creek the trail follows.

There was a dead body found on one of our routes too... except we haven't been back there since.

We left a dead body on your route and haven't been back since.

Brownie Loop

Corky 10 Miler (NOT ACE Loop!)

Biergarden loop

Rollercoaster

Airport out and back

barber's pond

curtis corner

shermantown

long yawgoo

short yawgoo

banana run

biscuit city

run to the sun

Perimeter

Base

Bridge Loop

Camp Loop

Cuckoo Loop

Nature Trail

Vietnam

Golf Course Loop

Power Lines

Baptist

Broken Bridge

Skulls

The Horn

Ass run

Long Ass run (both ass runs are named for a donkey farm we run by)

2 parks

3 parks

shit ass dirt roads (also called elks park)

Road race Cheyenne

Road Race Jamestown

the Bitch (or Deaths crotch)

6 mile (only about 5 miles)

Walmart run

Country Run

Train Yard Run

the Trails

State hospital

Hyde Merrit(+, ++, long, Long + and Long ++)

Around the block

Main street

Dam + 2 parks

Highway run

highway run +

What is the chilly philly route? That's the only one I don't know.

Varsity trail

Wimberley

Golf Course

School loop

Down to see the Govna'

Faazio Canyons

God's Trail

Salinger's

The Crucifixion tree

The Desert (AKA Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven)

High School:

Red Brick

Yellow Box

Marshall

Potato Mountain

Padua Theater

Toy Box (aka Culture Run)

College:

Mexican Hat

Indian Hills

Funny, hadn't realized how boring the college run names were...

Home

-Meatball

-Stop&Shop

-Boulevard

-11.1

-4 mi loop Whitman

-4 mi loop Abington

-Raynor Ridge

College

-Gidley

-The Moon

-Destruction Brooks

-Old Westport Loop

-California

-Allen

-Walmart

-Ring Road

-Lucy Little

-Coaches Loop

Browns

Soup In Pants

Dire Emergency

The Runs Run

Out of TP

The Wiper

Bloody Stool

Russian Roulette (where most stl shootings occur)

big bend/tick off wash u

the arch

forest park loop

brewery run

Amazing how many people have Walmart or airport themed runs.

Who's Out There? wrote:

Browns

Soup In Pants

Dire Emergency

The Runs Run

Out of TP

The Wiper

Bloody Stool

Do you guys eat a lot of Mexican food or something?

WTF?!

Oregon Trail (We have to ford a river)

Oregon Trail Road

Oregon Trail Trail

Reverse Retard

Everest

K2

Wolf Rock

Cow Loop

Girls Cow Loop

Country Club

Horse poop

Flanders

who is this? Those are ECSU runs. Midgetville might be my favorite, but Oregon Trail is clearly a close close second.

shard

throttle

hidden road loop

hooters hill

butt pirate

8 mile loop

Who's Out There? wrote:

Browns

Soup In Pants

Dire Emergency

The Runs Run

Out of TP

The Wiper

Bloody Stool

Green apple trots

Hershey squirts...

but anyway..

Hill Loop

Hill Loop with the Bubba Sneak

Hill Loop with the Geyser Pass

Fat Burner

Marathon-Marathon (27 miles)

VFW run (no, not veterans of foreign wars)

True story, I'm doing the VFW Run by myself very early on a Saturday morning. It's long so you want to get going before it gets hot. It goes through the non-upscale part of town. A police officer passes me and seemed quite surprised to see someone of my complexion trotting through in shorts and a singlet. He turned around and drove past slowly, then turned around again and pulls up along side and asks me out the window "you know where you are?". Very Few White people in that part of town.

You forgot to add exodus, chokemyneck rd., and the willimantic marathon (but you stayed home for that one and did not come with me). And who put down Willimantic Crackden avoidence as a run? haha had to definitely be Brent.