I usually only run on trails, so the routes are just the trail or park name.
Highbanks
Sharon Woods
O-Trail
Blendon
Etc.
I usually only run on trails, so the routes are just the trail or park name.
Highbanks
Sharon Woods
O-Trail
Blendon
Etc.
Naming runs is for woodchippers. Go ahead and ask what a woodchipper is. I just run till my feet bleed, and then do strides on stankowski.
M. Pandolfo wrote:
Naming runs is for woodchippers. Go ahead and ask what a woodchipper is. I just run till my feet bleed, and then do strides on stankowski.
What's a woodchipper?
left end pensie
right end pensie
tip to tip
left end llama run
woods loop
2 mile loop
covance and back
mozzis and back
to grandmas house
riley hills
a woodchipper is a person who has a stick so far up their butt they are spewing woodchips out their mouth.
I name my runs based on the amount of action I get from a girl, m favorite is Mobile Handjeezy though...I love me some Mobiles
what about nata special?
And...
-Tail of Monkey
-Campus Loop
-Happy Bus (The girls team's shortened version of Bitches. For some reason the girls don't like shouting out "lets go do Bitches" as much as the guys team.)
I went as number 23 for Halloween this year. Jersey with mud smeared all over my face. Guys loved it, wives thought I was a disgusting pig. Mission accomplished.
Shortest to longest upstream
Fishing Pier
Wheelchair Access
Diagonal Cut
Richey Rock
River Bend Rock
Middle Of the Woods
End Of The Woods
Little Bridge
Cordova Park
Water Pump
Rossmoor Bar
El Manto
Shortest to longest downstream
Estates Drive
Dropdown
Sand Pit
Canal
Watt
10k
Drinking Fountain
9mile mark
Howe
Guy West
Over Guy West
H Street
Fish Hatchery, shortest to longest
Horse Stables
The Pond
Negro Bar (state park, not racist)
Lake Loop
Kings
Shire
Mordor
Skyline
Canyon
Lorian
Rocky
Downtown
The Throne
Reservoir
Trifecta
Roundtop
short sheep
short sheep with extension
12k sheep
super sheep
super nova sheep
double sheep
triple sheep
Sick Road
That is it.
Balls on fence - run out to the fence; whip your balls out; plop them on the fence; turn around and run back.
We usually just abbreviate it B.O.F.
Dog Loop (named for the route I usually run with my dog)
Extended Dog Loop (self-explanatory)
Arby's Run (goes by an Arby's -- duh)
Aladar 6-miler (main turn at a road called Aladar)
Crossroads 8-miler (main turn at Crossroads)
Steeplechase 10-miler (loops through a neighborhood called Steeplechase)
Ptarmigan out & back (goes through a neighborhood called Patrmigan)
I could go on, but that would only confirm my lack of imagination in naming runs. They're basically descriptive.
I'll see if any alumni are lurking ...
- Tiger Loop
- Carol's Woods
- The Dike
- Railroad Tracks
- Walmart Loop
- Airport Loop
- Fort Garland
- Sunday Run
- Cole Park
4 miler
5 miler
6 miler
7 miler
8 miler
10 miler
12 miler
14 miler
15 miler
16 miler
18 miler
20 miler
24 miler
asdfasdfasdfas wrote:
I'll see if any alumni are lurking ...
- Tiger Loop
- Carol's Woods
- The Dike
- Railroad Tracks
- Walmart Loop
- Airport Loop
- Fort Garland
- Sunday Run
- Cole Park
I was thinking the same thing, wondering if any of my old team mates would recognize these two:
Pigland
Devil's Backbone
back in high school we had a run called the Devils A$$hole. it was next to the wrong side of the tracks and down the street from the NAZI CHEMICAL PLANT.
Oregon Road
Oregon Trail
Rainbow
Airline
Cow Loop
Retard
Reverse Retard (it's not just Retard backwards, retarded I know)
Midgetville (it's actually a place for little people, it's kinda weird to run through)
The Ghetto
Bridge
Twin Lakes
Pig Farm
Wolf Rock
Mamakoke
Campus
Three V's
Commie
Beer Cans
Power Lines
Complex
Boba Fett
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