Bean Fields
Pretty Brook
ETS
Towpath
Mountain Lakes
Bean Fields
Pretty Brook
ETS
Towpath
Mountain Lakes
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The Strap Lap - 7 miler that went by the county health department and was named by guy on the team that got free condoms there. Classic.
We have a 2-mile loop called "Slut Loop" so the mileage whores can add distance to other runs.
these are pretty bad, but what do you expect, this is from college kids:
Candy Mountain
Strawberry Hill
Rape Run
Dong Loop
Neighborhoods (and the aptly named: Reverse Neighboorhoods)
Turkey Run
Walking Trail
Wal-Mart
Dollar Tree
T-Pain
Klan Run (our team just found out that the KKK might be located along this road)
Whistletop
& finally: Outlaw Saloon
Campus loop. 4 miles
East Lindsay. 5 miles
Davids loop. 6 miles
Standing Boy. infinity
Neighborhood. 3 miles
Hood loop. 2.5 miles.
Flatrock. 10 miles.
lakebottom. 6 miles.
soccer field. infinity.
But I mostly run randomly, and not on a specific route.
Evil Dog Route
Turtle Run
Fluffy
Fluffy Deluxe
Air Force Loop
Tornado Alley
Girly Run
Pool Loop
Niner
Ocho
Sunset Strip
I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.
short 44 (6)
Long 44 (8)
Grandma (3)
Black pond (9)
mojo (6)
emily's house (7)
lamb (5)
retro grandma (3)
mental hospital (3)
cheddar island (10)
dever (6)
freedman (7)
horseshit (1)
trails (>9000, give or take 9000)
My HS team's route names are boring. Mostly named after street names.
1. Church Loop
2. Charles Loop
3. Take Down 5
4. Development Loop
5. Belview
6. Rutler Sign
7. Rutler Sign Add-On
7. Heart Attack Hill
8. Strykers
9. Tressel (Tressle?) Run
10. Canal Trail
12. Brakeley
Tagus
Cartmill
Chevy Chase Loop
Bardsley Loop
CVC
7/11 Run
Grand Loop
Campus Loop
Tour de Tulare
Dead Horse Bridge
5 miles 6min pace(not at all what it actually is)
Enterprise
Packwood
short res
mid res
long res
firehouse
slut biased
freedom trail
two bridges
harvard
science museum
jamaica pond
BC res
shitty run
shitstorm
piece of shit
CHiPS
1500m pond
no hill on this run
long lakes
cemetery
mega deli
maffsba
jail trail
yellow brick road
mega deli enhanced
pogs and slammers
rabies escape
terrorist pizzeria
the savior
meat and potatoes
the savior enhanced
the super savior
iguana bitchlick
the dagobah system
Wilf - you forgot "Marvel's Dick"
Buttcrack - there was a road sign on this loop with a picture of a butt on it
A few more...
The Undead End
Arby's
Alley Run
Sprinkler Run
Cemetery
Canyon Creek
Sunflower Run
High Knee Land
Trail of Tears
The Gauntlet
Sikes Loop
Bear Grylls
Varsity Woods
The Jungle
Muddy Hell
Jake and the Fat Man
Frozen Four (8 miler)
The Bungalow
Jake's Tired
Country Club
Airport Hill
Lawrence 3 Mile Loop
Merrimack Trail
Stony Brook
Blue Hills
Northeastern Loop
Bukkake
Cowgirl
Reverse Cowgirl
Incest
Plan B
Mongolia
Alpaca Run
Poop Lake
Sir Ulrich
City Loop
Stewart
Cherry Hill
Tim's Mobile Hand Jeezy
Bear Creek
Soulja Boy Chili Dog
Sparkleberry Nutjob
Connector Loop
Kimbo Slice
Bacon & Eggs
Tempo Loop
Cool thread!
Shitspray (my personal favorite run)
Phil's loop
Fruit loop
Whipple Dam
Switchbacks
Tracks
Joe Pa's
Deer Pens
Spring Creek (for XC interval workouts)
Pig Pens
Colyer Lake
Bike Path
New Bike Path
Gamelands
Greenwood Furnace
Parkway
Airport
(Most of these combined into one another, so you'd have to write "Pig Pens to reverse Airport loop" or whatever)
Sunfish loop (6 miles)
Bryn Zion loop (8 miles)
Hidden Lakes loop (10 miles)
Boundary to 42 (8 miles)
Fairgrounds loop (3 miles)
Town loop (5 miles)
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
Des Linden: "The entire sport" has changed since she first started running Boston.
Matt Choi was drinking beer halfway through the Boston Marathon
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Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?