What's your best pickup line?

I like yours. I'll use that one from now on.

"Hey, baby. My name is Ciinndyyyy."

Hey, baby. Do you want to see my two Super Bowl rings???

My boss told me he once used the line.

"Do you like to party?"

Hot girl: "Yes."

My boss: "Well then, crawl up my leg and have a ball."

It's like I went fishing and caught a huge bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Do you like angry clams???

Hey doll -- You get a broom, I'll get a broom, and we'll be broom-mates and sweep together.

This one always works;

'Hey, I've got a larger festering sore on the end of my dick, do you wanna go back to my place and f*ck?'

Have to say this one to the chick you want in a group of girls:

"If you girls were all noses, I'd pick you first."

Daddy's home.

Would you like to go back to my place for a drink? I live with my parents.

just another guy wrote:

This one always works;

'Hey, I've got a larger festering sore on the end of my dick, do you wanna go back to my place and f*ck?'

Did this one woo your troll wife?

For use with slightly nerdy girls, or at least those who like somewhat nerdy guys:

- Hey, I need some help on my math homework. Could you integrate my natural log?

- If you come over and check out my mineral collection, I can show you my cummingtonite.

(Yes, that's a real mineral. Look it up if you don't believe me.)

Get you're coat, you've pulled

Good ones! These would make me chuckle a bit before experiencing the urge to slap you silly.

umm...... wrote:

For use with slightly nerdy girls, or at least those who like somewhat nerdy guys:

- Hey, I need some help on my math homework. Could you integrate my natural log?

- If you come over and check out my mineral collection, I can show you my cummingtonite.

(Yes, that's a real mineral. Look it up if you don't believe me.)

Lick your fingers, then touch her shoulder, and say, "Ooh, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

I'm shocked this thread hasn't been deleted already.

This thread is pathetic.

I usually just show them my badge and throw them in the back of my car.

Do not use this line, it almost never works:

Have you ever seen one of these before?