Tiger Woods in Car Accident

"Smart Man" for getting smacked around by his wife and chased with a golf club...

Headline: Tiger beaten by Woods

Excellent. Looks like Elin's available again. Maybe I can impress her with my hi-school XC medal....

He's probably protecting both his wife and his reputation from husband beating charges. The business end of a golf club can giveth and it can taketh away.

Apparently the Driver was hit over a Birdie

I don't think Tiger laid a hand on her. He was beating a retreat, but she wasn't done with his ass just yet. She busted out back window of the car. But did she bust him upside the head with the club? If she did, this is assault with a deadly weapon, and she can do some serious time on this. Tiger doesn't want this. He is keeping silent to protect his wife.

The next question concerns Tiger's fidelity. Did he cheat? The mistress denies it all, and women can flip even if you tell them the truth. But I am inclined to think that Tiger strayed, and he dropped the bomb on his wife.

Out.

Oh America!!! the world laffs at you (except england) for your affection and concern for celebrities...this proves once again that the usa is only 30% intelligent and 70% stupid/retarded

Hmmm...I'm curious...what's the break down for the 70% of stupid and retarded?

I'd like to think we dominate in something, but gossip and celeb trash seems very universal...

Its all lies screams Woods:

Tiger Woods has hit out at "unfounded rumours" circulating since his car accident in the early hours of Friday.

The golfer was found semi-conscious with facial injuries after his car reportedly hit a fire hydrant and tree.

In a statement on his website the golfer said the only person responsible for the crash in Florida "was me".

He added: "The many false, unfounded and malicious rumours that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible."

suuuure...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8385492.stm

Ken Adian wrote:

Oh America!!! the world laffs at you (except england) for your affection and concern for celebrities...this proves once again that the usa is only 30% intelligent and 70% stupid/retarded

That's BS. Japan is just as bad. Taiwan is 10 times worse than America. England and France are pretty bad. Argentinian tabloids are nuts as well. Don't make foolish statements. Americans aren't the only ones obsessed with celebrities.

Ya'll think John Daly was driving?

john daly wrote:

It's getting embarassing. It's high time , Tiger cleaned up his act.

That was funny!

Never talk to the Police wrote:

Now it seems he's avoiding the investigators... GOOD JOB for him. Never talk to the PO-PO. It can do you absolutely no GOOD whatsoever... Smart Man Mr. Tiger is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Hey, that's a great video. I hope it's never useful to me. I only made it through the first 20 minutes, but some terrific info in there. As I'm always saying, there's no end to what one can learn on Letsrun!

Ken Adian wrote:

Oh America!!! the world laffs at you (except england) for your affection and concern for celebrities...this proves once again that the usa is only 30% intelligent and 70% stupid/retarded

I think you are giving us a little too much credit.

Inquirying minds want to know:

1. Usually innocent until proven guilty (but why the secrecy and reluctance to speak (w/ police) if innocent?).

2. How the injuries in a less than 100m low speed car "accident"?

3. Biggest Q,: what's wifey doin' w/ golf club out on the street at 2:30 a.m.?!

No Make Sense to Me wrote:

3. Biggest Q,: what's wifey doin' w/ golf club out on the street at 2:30 a.m.?!

The same thing all the psycho wives are doing with a tire iron, baseball bat, or hubcap!!!

Is that a golf cart in the street in front of the hydrant? And what is in the trailer behind it?

Does Tiger have a shot in the Masters this year?