Tiger Woods in Car Accident

That's totally the scenario I've been picturing - enraged spouse with a golf club. Belongs on an episode of "Cops."

squid word wrote:

I'm sure he'll be okay. You can alaways count on Tiger to make a great comeback after hitting a tree.

Is the hydrant considered out of bounds?

Only knowlegable response. How many fairways does he hit in regulation ? Now ,he's supposed to navigate a driveway at 2:35 a.m. ?

IIIIIHHHHHHHH........... Ain't gonna happen .

Greg Norman would have missed both the hydrant and the tree.

And , Garcia would have drove the Escalade staight into the middle of the intercoastals.

Agazzi must have been in town and Tiger was looking for a second FIX. Just in too much of a rush he needs to learn how to relax and take it slow.

I guess this proves that even Nascar drivers are superior athletes to golfers.

so she runs all the way down the drive and the road to the neighbors with a golf club? or perhaps she runs there, and then runs back to get a golf club? and decides to break the back window as that is so close to tiger? doesn't sound all that realistic to me. the PR guys had 12 hours to come up with that.... pretty weak if you ask me

This is how it happened. Tigers wife found out about his affair and hit him with a golf club. Realizing this wouldn't be good for either of them they staged the car wreck.

Wife was actually driving the car. Tiger is taking the blame. There is no way he would have backed into a fire hydrant and then pulled ahead into a tree. It was a woman driving!

Could be his dog really needed to take a leak.

His wife with the golf club sounds a bit unnerving. She must have been really teed off.

Black Friday shopper wrote:

I heard he was trying to beat the crowds to Wal-Mart.

LOL Although I remember seeing pictures of Chad Ochocinco buying a bunch of stuff at 4 a.m. at Best Buy last Black Friday. Granted they are in different income brackets, but you never know!

I smell a rat wrote:

This is how it happened. Tigers wife found out about his affair and hit him with a golf club. Realizing this wouldn't be good for either of them they staged the car wreck.

3 hybrid or 5 wood ?

balco rage.

What I've concluded so far. Watch your back side while playing a three some.

I think the wife beat him with gold club, ( whereas it's being reported she broke window to free him), face it, most wives would beat you with club if you were going cruisin at 2 am....tiger, the midnite cowboy.

SMJO wrote:

She must have been really teed off.

Intended pun????!!!!

Out of booze ... other than the booze that he had in him.

luv2run wrote:

I wondered why he was leaving his house at that hour.

While I like the idea of him wanting to be first in line at Wal-Mart/Target/etc, there are probably more logical reasons.

1) Out of diapers

2) out of milk

3) fight with the wife, left to cool off

There are more potentially nefarious options of course including that he is really a hit man or spy and was leaving on an assignment. ("I Spy" style).

the super nanny wrote:

My guess is that Nordegren girl was breaking out the window first and Tiger gunned his Escy to get away pinballing off the hydrant and tree.

This explanation makes the most sense to me, but the one about his trying to beat the crowds to Wal-Mart made me laugh the hardest.

joltin joe wrote:

I think the wife beat him with gold club, ( whereas it's being reported she broke window to free him), face it, most wives would beat you with club if you were going cruisin at 2 am....tiger, the midnite cowboy.

Even the story being told makes no sense. Wifey told police she broke the rear window.

Why break the rear window to get hubby out of drivers seat?

Because Tiger was in the backseat...

Ess Gee Ess wrote:

Even the story being told makes no sense. Wifey told police she broke the rear window.

Why break the rear window to get hubby out of drivers seat?

Think, McFly Think.

If Tiger is driving then breaking the drivers side window wouldn't be such a good idea would it?

Break the rear window then either open the back down to get in or reach around to the front door lock to open the front door.

Still I'm not buying it.

The wife found out about Tigers whore and whacked him across the head.