If Letsrun was around in the years before The American Revolution...What Kind of Threads Would We See?

Mrs. F wrote:

My husband Ben and I seem to have lost the spark. Any ideas to put the electricity back into our marraige?

What the f@ck in electricity??

Which founding father had the best career: Adams, Hamilton, or Franklin?

I, General Christopher Lukezic, am officially vacating my elite military position and sailing back to the homeland. I am confident I could lead the Colonies to victory in this "Revolution". However my heart simply does not desire it. You see, the opportunity to become a salesman has presented itself, like maybe in a, haberdasher, or maybe like a, chapeau shop or something. You know, like "What size do you wear sir?" And then you answer me "Seven and a quarter". And then I say "I think we have that." See, that sort of thing I think I could probably muster up.

what hath our our forefathers wrought? The crown loving loyalists continue to besmirch our fine colonial name. Be gone lowly loyalists. Do not stand in the way of the rising of a great and powerful land. Look amongst thineself and thou shalt see the future, thou shalt see a brave sovereign land leading the world through the noble acts of its leasders. This brave and noble land shall culminate one day with the election of a brilliant statesman unlike any that hath preceeded him. This statesman shall be the sire of another like named statesman. This great statesman shall brandish the name Bush and shall show the world that man is able to rise to power leading a very powerful nation yet not have even the faintest hint of intelligence.

Well it's been fun guys, but they're too many stinking brits on this site. I'll be on the Oregon Trail, Paulo knows where to find me.

Abandoning thick-heeled wooden clogs cured my foot pain!

The learned universitymen and sergin-barbers tried diverse poultices and even applied leechs to my bare flesh. But nothing brought me relief until I switched to a thin moccasin of deerskin. Too many people have been led astray by the powerful clogmakers guild!

Prof Farnsworth knows not of what he speaks. Methinks clogs propelled me to my town square pr. To forsake the clog is to forsake the race. PEACE OUT!

Aaron Burr. Really interested in him.

Lananna takes Bull Run

Why hath the King required that all foot-races held between church steeples cover a distance of exactly three thousand meters ? There are only two churches in all of the colonies that satisfy his arbitrary standards, and there are many fences and rivers in between them!

Your opinion on Franz Ferdinand (the explorer, since no chamber symphony exists by that name)

If we ever form colonies, do you think we should have Colonial Relays?

Date of official new world independence - prediction contest

Rexing to race on trainer draft horse

Methinks we should plays games of chance in the natives' wigwams, allow them to keep all goods won, and not sendeth back their taxes to the King

Where to go for honeymoon - Roanoake or Jamestown?

I am an apprentice to the silversmith and fused my hand together by placing it in hot silver while working on the sabbath.

I was only trying to help my master, but I am thinking this was god's way of punishment for breaking the sabbath... any ideas how to fix my fingers?

I have been trying to get jobs all over town but no one wants to hire a lad with one good hand when there are plenty of good ones out there with two hands.

Injured infantryman turns into pro calvaryman

Roanoak was a hoax, the British parliament caused it.

Are moccasins too agressive to wear on a forced march?

Great thread, brings out the best of letsrun.

Ghost of Ashenfelter wrote:

Is Gettysburg a Rupp-certified battlefield?

How long before Thomas Jefferson totally annihilates all the WRs?

Need to break up with Betsy Ross. PowerPoint or in person?

As someone who ran the course that was predominately composed of CW battlefields at Gburg this fall, the answer is HELL NO.

Tis I with a bawdy lust for the young wench which serveth me the coffee drink in the local inn. Oh! and a comely one she is. What shall I do'th forward to attract the eye of the young temptress? Had I half a thought to write her a poem of love or brand her sweet name upon my arse with a hot iron. What sayeth thee oh wise men of letstrod?

I. P. Clover wrote:

Tis I with a bawdy lust for the young wench which serveth me the coffee drink in the local inn. Oh! and a comely one she is. What shall I do'th forward to attract the eye of the young temptress? Had I half a thought to write her a poem of love or brand her sweet name upon my arse with a hot iron. What sayeth thee oh wise men of letstrod?

^^^^^^^aye aye aye!!!!!

Redcoat caught me peeing in bushes, scheduled to hang tomorrow. Advice?