Just wanted to point out that besides the separate and obvious Jordan Hasay troll, the op is posting under multiple names. It's like saying, "What are you talking about? I would be proud if Bolt, Bob Hayes, and Ronaldo Nehemiah would come to my high school and show our hs football receivers how it'd done; it'd be an inspiration."
The only interesting extension of this thread is looking at all time teams vs the 5, and remember than Junxia never could run 29:30. Mead 93 would be a good race. Might be some issues with the space time continuum with all these folks though (plus they'd be very depressed that women run fast).