Clearly, Rabble Rouser, you have never roused rabble on letsrun, to say the least. If you had been remotely aware of the internet before today, or for that matter had ever communicated via spoken word, semaphore, Morse code, carrier pigeon, or jungle telegraph with another sentient being a single time in your life, you would know that Matthew Tegenkamp, unique among all distance runners throughout history, is incapable of running a 10-kilometer race.
Plans are underway, however, to trick him into running a 5K-5K double with very short recovery--about one second.