Running is serious business. Telling someone that you ran way faster than you actually did totally alters their perception of you. The girl you are talking to totally cares whether you run a 30:00 5k or a 15:00 5k. BSing 10 seconds off of your 800 times is the nail in the coffin on sealing this business deal. People will take my letsrun threads seriously if I claim a 2:37 marathon PR. I am entitled to be a 4:25 miler because (insert lazy bum with godly talent who ran 10 miles per week) did it and I worked way harder so I am going to lie to bring some justice in the world. I am so narcissistic and naive that I believe I will have an enormous breakthrough at any time, especially if I spread lies in order to put as much pressure on myself as I possibly can. I like to watch how people react to the things that I say, so I can giggle inside and learn to manipulate people. Other people were put here for my own personal amusement. Life is boring, so I exagerrate to spice things up. Who cares?